Fast ***

[David19 10+ year member]

Fast ***

Eddie wanted desperately to have *** with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have *** with you...'

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The b***** had all quarters!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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[x2o 10+ year member]

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that was pretty clever //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

lmfao

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

Best joke i've heard on here so far

LMFAO

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

hahaha!

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

That made my night

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Great one, man. Haha. I was like "I wonder how this is gunna finish up."

 

[Orion Man 10+ year member]

That is classic. To funny.

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

Best joke i've heard on here so far
LMFAO

first one on here that was actually funny

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

That is classic. To funny.

Haha, diggin the sig pic Orion //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[thieves 10+ year member]

RoFLMao!!!

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[169db 10+ year member]

lmao

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

Jolly good joke sir

 

[cj232 10+ year member]

I lol'd

Good shit.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

lol

DBfan usually has good jokes, but you outsiders don't usually get to see them.