F*** Women Drivers (No offense to all women)

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh forgot to mention, like you stated in your title. Not all women are bad drivers. My fiance is actually a really good driver. May be better than me to be honest. And yes, it pains me to say that, but I am an honest guy, lol!

 

[3kracing 10+ year member]

Don't you drive a Econobox Scion thingy? Yeah............//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
I personally love the new Hyundai Sonata's. Yours looked especially sharp with those rims on it.

Sorry and good luck on the new car. Sucks this happened, but at least you are ok.

Thanks, yeah I loved my car. The rims and the spoiler really made it stand out.

Yeah, well I've started looking for a used 06/07 V6 Sonata again (thank god for shitting resale value). So maybe I'll pick one up again. You can't beat 5yr/60k warrenty, and my family already has 3 other Sonatas so I might be able to get a better deal from our dealer ship

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Thanks, yeah I loved my car. The rims and the spoiler really made it stand out. Yeah, well I've started looking for a used 06/07 V6 Sonata again (thank god for shitting resale value). So maybe I'll pick one up again. You can't beat 5yr/60k warrenty, and my family already has 3 other Sonatas so I might be able to get a better deal from our dealer ship

Well this company is still fairly new, so in time with the way they are making their cars now, the resale value will go up on them. Good news for you though right now, being that they are low. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I am thinking of picking one up, or talking my fiance into one. I love my little car and she has a decent car, 98 Chevy Lumina LTZ fully loaded, but has over 150k on the clock and needs some love. New struts, brakes and couple other small things. I just put a new gas tank on it, rotors, shocks, tires and some other things to keep it going. I think this car would fit her perfect. Hell might even put some rims on it and swap out the cars, lol! First she needs to learn to drive stick. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[rugdnit 10+ year member]

Lol, everyone is pretty much right on.
Ever notice how middle age women, sometimes a little younger drive those big fvkin SUV's but dont know how to drive them hmmmm?

They surround themselves with huge tank like rigs because there married and the husbands are no longer paying attention to them. Which in turn makes them go through there mid-life crisis which in turn.......makes them in-secure as fvk. They buy them because they want attention and there life sucks. Plain and simple.

But yea sux about your car......

so true.

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

**** your in largo? im like 5 minutes from there, and yeah the middle aged women around our area are dumb ****s.

 

[1991Brougham 10+ year member]

Women drivers and my 1978 Chrysler New Yorker:

I lived in Utah for a while in the 1990's and had a 1978 NY for a while. The first hit was the worst as a rookie female bus driver clocked out the left front fender while it was parked. I had the car properly parked too. The transit company paid me.

Then a bit later I get up one morning and notice my car looks "crooked". It's a really snowy morning and I'm thinking perhaps it was an optical illusion. I go out to shovel the snow and it's "drats" time as the NY was knocked into the overly deep drainage area. The front door was tweaked and I had to go get a crowbar to straighten that mess out. Figure it's 50/50 for men/women but this car did attract females...all in the wrong way...LOL!

Springtime comes and the hits keep coming too! I'm stopped at a stop sign when BUMP/BANG, a college coed has ran into the back of my nearly 5000 pound hunk of iron on 4 wheels. A tail light is mildly knocked out of alignment. It's the 3rd hit the NY has taken in a space of 6 months.

I sell the car.

Then I buy a nice little economical FWD K-car. It goes well in snow, is comfortable and looks good, that is it looks good until it gets run into by a young lady in a parking lot while it sits there minding it's own business. I collect $300, pass go and call it a day.

So I take this K-car to Louisiana and a lady in an El Camino decides that I'm not on the road as she pulls out of a parking lot right into me, front end first, as I'm stopped with traffic on a main road in Hammond LA.

That car wound up being given to my sister-in-law. Let it get really destroyed...LOL!

I come back to Oregon and have a 1984 Cadillac Coupe DeVille. While stopped for a left turn, a lady rear ends me. Another lady sees this happens and gets really mad as well as on my side but that made the other lady cry. I let the aggressive lady go and then made the crying lady feel better since all she did was mildly tweak a tail light. It's a good thing I drive BIG cars...LOL!

That's my last story of females running into my cars but my brother-in-law got the worst of it when an 80-something old lady ran a red light, which resulted in her running into my brother-in-law's just acquired (3 days) Chevy pickup that was very nice and clean. He wound up getting away without an injury thankfully and the insurance paid off well so he got a killer deal on a slightly newer Chevy 4x4 pickup to come out ahead but what a price to pay for all of that.

Let 'em vote but don't let 'em drive...LOL!

Rick

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Women drivers and my 1978 Chrysler New Yorker:
I lived in Utah for a while in the 1990's and had a 1978 NY for a while. The first hit was the worst as a rookie female bus driver clocked out the left front fender while it was parked. I had the car properly parked too. The transit company paid me.

Then a bit later I get up one morning and notice my car looks "crooked". It's a really snowy morning and I'm thinking perhaps it was an optical illusion. I go out to shovel the snow and it's "drats" time as the NY was knocked into the overly deep drainage area. The front door was tweaked and I had to go get a crowbar to straighten that mess out. Figure it's 50/50 for men/women but this car did attract females...all in the wrong way...LOL!

Springtime comes and the hits keep coming too! I'm stopped at a stop sign when BUMP/BANG, a college coed has ran into the back of my nearly 5000 pound hunk of iron on 4 wheels. A tail light is mildly knocked out of alignment. It's the 3rd hit the NY has taken in a space of 6 months.

I sell the car.

Then I buy a nice little economical FWD K-car. It goes well in snow, is comfortable and looks good, that is it looks good until it gets run into by a young lady in a parking lot while it sits there minding it's own business. I collect $300, pass go and call it a day.

So I take this K-car to Louisiana and a lady in an El Camino decides that I'm not on the road as she pulls out of a parking lot right into me, front end first, as I'm stopped with traffic on a main road in Hammond LA.

That car wound up being given to my sister-in-law. Let it get really destroyed...LOL!

I come back to Oregon and have a 1984 Cadillac Coupe DeVille. While stopped for a left turn, a lady rear ends me. Another lady sees this happens and gets really mad as well as on my side but that made the other lady cry. I let the aggressive lady go and then made the crying lady feel better since all she did was mildly tweak a tail light. It's a good thing I drive BIG cars...LOL!

That's my last story of females running into my cars but my brother-in-law got the worst of it when an 80-something old lady ran a red light, which resulted in her running into my brother-in-law's just acquired (3 days) Chevy pickup that was very nice and clean. He wound up getting away without an injury thankfully and the insurance paid off well so he got a killer deal on a slightly newer Chevy 4x4 pickup to come out ahead but what a price to pay for all of that.

Let 'em vote but don't let 'em drive...LOL!

Rick

It is funny, everytime I see you post before I actually proceed into a thread, I know I am in for a good read.............long read of course. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[3kracing 10+ year member]

Let 'em vote but don't let 'em drive...LOL!

Rick

Who says let 'em vote?! I sure don't! And hopefully one will never run this country...

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

Lol, now that i think about it, but of the accidents i was in were caused by women, I was rear ended both times while at a standstill, first time was some girls from my high school who were BOTH texting, passenger and driver when they hit me at 50 miles an hour while i was stopped on a one lane waiting for the guy in front of me to turn left.

Second time I was at a red light and got rear ended by some lady with 5 kids in an Excursion. She has the audacity of jumping out of her car after hitting me and yelling at me asking me "What Are You DOING!!!!?" I was speechless, so I said the first sarcastic thing that came to my mind "Well I was pickin my nose cuz I wasn't expecting anyone to hit me, but you ruined that." She got irate and made me call the cops, although out of the other 5 cars stopped around me 2 of them stuck around to tell the cops that the light was INDEED red.

Now that I think about it, the only girl I know who can even kind of drive was my ex... nevermind I take that back, she got her car stuck in a ditch... lol

I have friends who can't find their way to the mall from school cuz they don't understand how the roads go together. Almost all of the girls I know have caused accidents except for one really good friend who can drive stick, but her car knowledge ends there...

I think we should force all girls to play as many video games as we guys played when we were growing up, because I think that's the fundamental difference, girls tend to play a lot less video games than guys, and I credit my driving skill to all of the racing video games i played as a kid, I mean I drove across town the very first day I got my permit, I'm sure a lot of ya'll were just as proficient behind the wheel, and if girls played more video games I'm sure they could have a better appreciation for motor transport and all of the amazing things that go on under the hood that get us from point A to point B, and return the favor when we turn our cars on.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

my wife drives an ambulance

woman has skillz

 

[seedubs1 10+ year member]

99% of the time when I'm on my motorcycle, it's women that aren't paying attention that I have run ins with. A few have lost a sideview mirror to my boot, though. Maybe they'll pay attention next time.

My girlfriend just did the same thing.....To an SUV. She turned right into it. She's terrible. I refuse to drive with her. Every time we leave, I'm behind the wheel.

Sorry to hear about your car. That woman should have her license revoked.

 

[seedubs1 10+ year member]

double post ftl

 

[HungNeckTight 10+ year member]

dam how have you gotten in 2 accidents and your only 16. thats crazy. that means they they have had to happen un under a year unless the law is diffrent around you becasue in DE we can even take the driving test till 6 mounths befor we turn 16.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I swear to Allah... earlier today, my friends and my gf were driving to Little Rock, and as we passed another car we saw an older woman (60s) pouring a Bud Light into a plastic cup while driving. WTF?!

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Yeah... I've had my run in with women drivers.

I was driving down US1 going ~30 [i wasn't in a hurry at all] and it was pouring down rain. Some lady in this big @$$ truck came next to me and managed to hit a puddle and I got a tsunami covering my windshield. I'm a good driver, and I know my car. So even though 20 pounds of water just landed on my car, I kept considerably straight. But by the time all the water was wiped off, it was too late. A guy infront of me stopped short 'cause the same lady cut him off, and I hit him. Probably going 10 or less MPH. I don't have ABS... and I didn't know until my wheel became completely loose. I thought I had it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

And a second time, which was nearly deadly, I was in the back seat of my friend's Explorer. I was laying down since I wasn't feeling well... my friend was turning right onto US1 [Yes... center of accidents it seems]. (And for those who don't know, US1 is a multi-lane road, normally between 2-3 lanes, that stretches from Key West to Maine.) and she saw an opening, so she started going in... in the middle of the intersection this old lady in a jeep changed lanes with out a turn signal or any sort of warning and hit the connection between the driver's door and rear passenger's door... which is right where my head was. She was going 45-50 MPH. My neck hurt for weeks. But I couldn't say anything 'cause according to f*cked up Florida law, my friend was at fault for the accident... and I didn't want to put it on their card.