ever have to crap while at work, but you cant? - for outside workers only

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

I have got to take the biggest crap of the year, and since i am at a customers house i cant.

im sitting in the van right now thinking of just leaving to handle business and coming back to finish the job

its just that its one of those shits that you need to take a nap when you are done, and i cant be doing that.

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[benchambers80]

unload that *****

 

[ljbaron 10+ year member]

HAHAHA....oooooo yah....i like the ones where you dont have to whipe.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHA....oooooo yah....i like the ones where you dont have to whipe.

you're a sick sick man

 

[AsK 5109 10+ year member]

Sounds like maybe construction??? Just make up some jargon and say you have to go to HOme Depot or somethin

 

[benchambers80]

very nice.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

im a cable installer.

i mean i can say that i left a tool somewhere but if i leave i dont wanna come back.

 

[AsK 5109 10+ year member]

im a cable installer.
i mean i can say that i left a tool somewhere but if i leave i dont wanna come back.

good to see our cable installers so faithfull......keep up the good work

 

[ljbaron 10+ year member]

thats gotta **** climbing that ladder....all squishy and what not....hope those jeans arn't to tight. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[AsK 5109 10+ year member]

Screw it man just tell the customer "Hey you listen to me, I'm gonna take a big dump in your toilet, I'll clean up, but theres not a **** thing you can do about it because if you say No, I'm gonna take a huge crap in my pants and it'll prolly fall down through my pants leg and then you've got more than a cable problem on your hands."

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

nope, we are too busy posting shit stories on CA.com

I told the cust that i had to give some vacation paperwork to my boss.

then my boss showed up at the job wondering where i was.....i told him, and he lolled

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Just walk to the neighbors house and say you have to do a test to their cable box, walk inside, drop a two spot, punch a couple buttons on their TV then tell them everything is looking just fine.

Should work like a charm.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

seriously man up and ask if u can use the bathroom....flush quick and leave the seat closed(to help with odor control)

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Dude I always used the excuse that I had to pick up some materials from my supervisor. Do you work for Comcast? I feel your pain.