Even God cant ban the snowman

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

URBANA, Ill. - A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory.
The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.

The 33-year-old was arrested Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center after investigators found 3 grams of cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his home and office. His bond was set at $50,000.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26673009/

Im sure he was just serving his fellowship //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd at the title alone.

Funny story.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

+2 points for the title //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif 3gs ain't much though, I knew there were laws against distro near schools,etc.. but not churches.

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

that's a low amount, even if convicted he won't do much time if any.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I didnt know about the church laws either. Maybe its a Illnois thing.

But lets look at this another way, if ol' boy is all coked up and giving his sermon to the congragation - at least he jabbers away faster and jumps all around up there. I think it would keep it entertaining.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Yeah I didnt know about the church laws either. Maybe its a Illnois thing.
But lets look at this another way, if ol' boy is all coked up and giving his sermon to the congragation - at least he jabbers away faster and jumps all around up there. I think it would keep it entertaining.

coked out priests beat pedo priests lol.. and yeah, that would make the church experience a bit more exciting. I hated going to church when I was a kid because it was the same boring shit every week.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

so white really is the color of the church lol

 

[Speedbump3]

Sweet. Time to renew my faith and go to church again. Last time I went they wanted blow jobs from us altar boys, now they sell blow to the altar boys. Time for me to start believing in GOD again and praise Jesus.

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

i know a chic that is serving 9months in a federal pen for having posession of meth, weed unprescribed pills and cocaine ALL of it within 1000ft of a school, church and a old folks retirement apartment complex.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

i know a chic that is serving 9months in a federal pen for having posession of meth, weed unprescribed pills and cocaine ALL of it within 1000ft of a school, church and a old folks retirement apartment complex.

haha. know a kindergarden teacher here that's in the pen now. She was a school teacher, got caught up on some meth charges. Claimed it was because she was a single mom tryin to get by lol.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

and on the third day God created the coca plant

 

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I knew all these Jesus freaks were on something.