erectile dysfunction

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

i suffered temporary erectile dysfunction. walking through work, 2 customers who were extremely hideous women with goatee's thicker then mine, were talking to each other about having to douche themselves. that night i could not keep a boner because i thought of the hideous women douching.

The two ladies probably saw you coming, recalled recent times in which you had attempted to hook up with them, and fired up the conversation as a defense mechanism.

Seriously, stop hitting on bearded women.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

you need smilin' bob to help you

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

only reason i was following them was because i thought they were gonna try to steal the douches.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

douche is a funny word