Embarrasing drunken moment last night..

Thankfully that's not something I have ever done whether on purpose or by mistake.

I know Mrs Prowler won't ever call me by the wrong name as the dude she dated before she and I got together oddly enough has the same first and middle name as I do.

 
Ha, that sucks man...

I had myself a stupid 'high' moment the other day... I was at my boss' house with some friends, and he was getting drunk and we were smoking some weed. Well, sometimes when I havent eaten anything for a while, and smoke weed I get sick and feel like I might pass out, until I drink something; I have never actually passed out though.

Well it was about 10pm, and I hadnt eaten since about 2, and was feeling that way. So I asked him if he had something to drink and he said help myself... So I went into the kitchen, barely made it there, and tried to get some ice out of the freezer. As I stood there, everything got blurry and the next thing I know I didnt know where I was. Turned out, I was on the floor of his kitchen. I didnt want to say that I fell, so I got back up and just wanted to get that drink... Ended up on my *** again, not knowing where I was. So then someone yelled, questioning if I was okay. I replied "Man, I fell down...Twice. I don't know WTF is going on!" So I went back to the couch and someone got me a drink and I was fine.

Felt like an idiot, and the guy doesnt want me in his house again because something could have happened and he would have gotten into trouble....

 
That's why it's best to never know their name- you can't fuck it up. Here's some more of my wisdom- do you know what a real man does if their woman doesn't ***? A real man doesn't care. Grow a sack man, honestly who gives a shit?

 
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