Drunk...Can't remember ****..

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Well when the chick is making feel like total **** over nothing and you really can't do anything to make yourself feel better.... Then you break into the drugs.... But not so hardcore you puke on yourself and **** yourself, jesus I get tired and fall asleep before that **** happens....

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Got so drunk once I almost **** myself...
There I was, passed out in the grass. So nauseated and sick I could barely lift my head up. Horrible cramps and dry-heaves. Usually when you need to take a ****, you can just tighten your ass up and hold it for a while. Not so in this case. When I attempted to tighten up my ass muscles, I recieved no response. I had no muscle control from the waste down! I could feel it slowly working it's way lower and lower, until I literally had a turtle-head poppin through, and there was'nt **** I could do about it (except ****). Thats when one of my buddies (Angel of Mercy) somehow flipped me over , so my legs were facing uphill. From that point gravity took over, and I basically felt it run back up into my colon.

I lolled...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

you mean black tar opium?

Now that I've hit the ripe old age of 25, I agree. Need to get my **** together a bit more. Less alcohol/more cooch.

Nope, good ol' cheap-low grade beaner heroin lol. But yeah, mixing pain killers, alcohol and dank just don't mix...atleast you learned a lesson and hopefully it won't happen again. Glad you atleast learned something from it

 

[budahbuddy803 10+ year member]

xanex+alcohol+weed= a fantastic night in my point of view. But you just cant abuse any of the three of you will wind up passed out and not remebering any of it. You can do the drugs just dont let the drugs do you!! Think about it.

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

all that and no twat? what a waste of time

hahahha i know when he had an update with a phone conversation with a girl, i thought she was going to be like "im pregnant".

hahaha jp bro.

dante

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

i lolled again

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

hahahha i know when he had an update with a phone conversation with a girl, i thought she was going to be like "im pregnant".

hahaha jp bro.

dante

Well boys sometimes there is a little more than just getting the twat..... And that "im pregnant" conversation is usually followed by "where are some stairs" LOL.....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

where are the brass knuckles?

"Here baby stand on your head, I'm going to pour a little drano in there...."

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Oh it burns.... It's susposed to....

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Uhh, that's something else which is a problem caused by DIRTY TWAT.....

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Uhh, that's something else which is a problem caused by DIRTY TWAT.....

Give her the ear check ftw

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

You know they used to treat that **** buy injecting mercury into your cock????? **** that would ****.....

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

My brother was in a welding program in high school, and would get high everyday before going to class.... Little bastard was still the best welder in his class....

 

[cheapo 10+ year member]

xanex+alcohol+weed= a fantastic night in my point of view. But you just cant abuse any of the three of you will wind up passed out and not remebering any of it. You can do the drugs just dont let the drugs do you!! Think about it.

I've never dont xanex but alcohol and weed always make for a good night. Sometimes you cant always control them both like the other day i drank a 5th of jagaer and a couple bowls of mids but then my buddy pulled out some g13 and packed a 2 more. Now that ****'ll **** you up. BAD.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

getting drunk and high before going to work the next day FTW!!

Getting dry FTW:yumyum:

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Xanex is pretty bad because it makes you do dumb **** you don't ever remember... Unlike alch or weed where you usually know you are doing dumb ****.....

A kid at school one time ate some xanex and couldn't stop drooling all over himself... Had no idea either....

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

doing lines of ajax of a hookers ass allnight, i'd probably hide in my car after that too.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

doing lines of ajax of a hookers ass allnight, i'd probably hide in my car after that too.

I wouldn't.... That sounds like a good night to me....

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

No, I did'nt get butt-plugged tard.
I do remember puking in my kitchen sink a couple times when I finally woke up and drove home.

Didnt you say you woke up in your car and didnt relize how you got there. Then you went to work from there where you typed this out? How did you go to the kitchen sink if you are at work? Something dont make sense.