drug test question

[chardy85 10+ year member]

Man, listen to an old head. Sure-jell is the best way.But, if it's for a job that is regulated by OSHA, they will use a DAP-7 test on you. This test looks for 7 different drugs/modifiers, and also tests sex, creatine, and looks for hypochlorites (bleach drops).

If you mix 1/2 pack of sure-jell in a quart of water, and drink one a day for 3 days before, and another gallon of pure water before you go, you will be super clean.

A pack of jell and a gallon of water an hour before you go will pass most low-qual tests.

But make sure that you down a Tablespoon of creatine powder each day during the flush process.

And you need to piss many times before you go take the test, don't let it sit in your bladder for an hour. Piss outside, and go in and chug from there fountain in order to pee, you need fresh as possible.

I piss for my PO every 2nd Friday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I should own stock in Sure-Jell by now...

Listen to this guy. I have heard alot of people say that sure Gel "Fruit Pectin" doesn't work, but I think that if you use it correctly it can help. My uncle worked on the railroad his whole life and swears by it. He said he has smoked the day before and passed.

Just remember that THC stores in your fat cells, so you either need to "cover" it or flush it out. Depending on your metabolism you can decide what is best. Many of the products they sell at head shops have creatine...etc in it so that if they do further tests it wont come up as "tampered". But these are not used to flush you out, they just guarantee to cover it for like 8hrs or so.

I buy it at Superwalmart when I have a piss test. Any grocery store should have it near the Jello/Canning Isle. Last time I had to drop I had smoked 5days prior to the test and I passed.

Drink tons of water/gatorade....etc. Drink the hell out of some fruit pectin "sureJel" starting at least a day before.

And remember....Red meats have creatine in them also. Eat a nice MR steak or something if you don't have access to like powder creatine.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Nobody knows where to get Sure-jell?

Any grocery store should have it.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

regal how did the test go man? Also what worked for me was I ate vinegar pills (in the dietary section at walgreens) about 4 - 5/day for 4 days and then took the "strip" pill available at GNC. Also, I smoke everyday.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

regal how did the test go man? Also what worked for me was I ate vinegar pills (in the dietary section at walgreens) about 4 - 5/day for 4 days and then took the "strip" pill available at GNC. Also, I smoke everyday.

used someone elses piss, got the job...yay

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

used someone elses piss, got the job...yay

always works. Did you use the comdem/foot warmer method or did you just wing the temperature? Someone was telling me yesterday the local tobacco shop has a kit with fake piss and something to keep it warm //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif also - congrats //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif I shall have to come smoke with you soon.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Find your highs in the lord Jesus Christ...not drugs.....

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Find your highs in the lord Jesus Christ...not drugs.....

I don't believe imaginary characters //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

always works. Did you use the comdem/foot warmer method or did you just wing the temperature? Someone was telling me yesterday the local tobacco shop has a kit with fake piss and something to keep it warm //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif also - congrats //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif I shall have to come smoke with you soon.

i actually used a pill bottle. i warmed up some water on the stove and like 15 mins before i had to leave i set the bottle in there and then when i left i shoved it in the toe end of one of my big ass shoes lol. by the time test rolled around it was perfect temperature //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif. oh and id love to smoke some of that bomb ass bud with you that you were talking about a week ago lol

I don't believe imaginary characters //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

How exactly did you warm the piss up on a stove? Pan = ruined?

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

How exactly did you warm the piss up on a stove? Pan = ruined?

kinda did it like a double boiler. warmed up water, turned stove off, placed pill bottle in pan and let it sit for a few minutes

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

If you use a condom to hold the piss be VERY careful where you pop the hole....
I did this and had someone stand behind watching me; I pop the holr in rubber and piss shot straight up at the ceiling...by the time I got it in the cup it was dripping off 3 of 4 walls...Then I had someone else's piss dripping down my leg when I put up the condom..

I failed hard

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif oh wow

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

If you use a condom to hold the piss be VERY careful where you pop the hole....
I did this and had someone stand behind watching me; I pop the holr in rubber and piss shot straight up at the ceiling...tried to aim in cup but ended up spraying the walls...Then I had someone else's piss dripping down my leg when I put up the condom..

I failed hard

lmao, thats awesome

 

[Lil_KB 10+ year member]

If you use a condom to hold the piss be VERY careful where you pop the hole....
I did this and had someone stand behind watching me; I pop the holr in rubber and piss shot straight up at the ceiling...tried to aim in cup but ended up spraying the walls...Then I had someone else's piss dripping down my leg when I put up the condom..

I failed hard

lmao. pwnt

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Dont Do Drugs!

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

Dont Do Drugs!

weed isn't a drug, it's a plant homie.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

weed isn't a drug, it's a plant homie.

"and if you happen to light it on fire, there may be some 'effects' ":crazy:

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Sweet. Im gonna go pick up supplies right now. 2 packets of sure-jell, & some creatine powder. Then I will mix 1/2 a packet of suregel with a quart of water (I will use a liter with a little less water) and make sure to take a tablespoon of creatine powder today, tomorrow, and sunday, along with the suregel/water mix per each day. Then drink alot of water the day of.

Should be success.

Since I havnt smoked too much latley, I shouldnt have any problems, but it is absolutely essential that I pass the drug test and get this job. I need the job to pass my college class. So I need to be 100% clean.

 

[94Mazda626 10+ year member]

i think its noticable if the female is on her period or just getting off. I may be wrong because pee and blood come out different holes im pretty sure, but i think if there is evidence of a period then they will know.

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