Don't you hate it...

[jdeaton]

When you go into your school/work bathroom and are pleasantly suprised no one is in there so you can take your shit in peace, and you go into the stall to find the seat down and covered in piss. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

Just happened to me.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Thats when I take toilet paper and wipe the piss off.

In retaliation I beach a turd. To do this properly, you face the backside of the toilet and sit down in reverse position. Your goal is to drop the turd on the edge of the water at the front of the toilet. If done right, the turd will stuck to the porcelain and will not flush out. It is funny knowing someone will have to clean it our manually.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I remember when I was living in Orlando, these Hispanic maintenance people starting yelling at me in Spanish I guess for walking where they were sweeping. Well I got pissed and went into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet and shit all over the toilet seat and slopped some on the floor. Teach those illegals to yell at me.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Thats when I take toilet paper and wipe the piss off.
In retaliation I beach a turd. To do this properly, you face the backside of the toilet and sit down in reverse position. Your goal is to drop the turd on the edge of the water at the front of the toilet. If done right, the turd will stuck to the porcelain and will not flush out. It is funny knowing someone will have to clean it our manually.

You are just nasty dude...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

You are just nasty dude...

You didn't catch that from all the turkeys he's been stuffing lately?

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

You didn't catch that from all the turkeys he's been stuffing lately?

I realized a long time ago that he is nasty...

But, sometimes it is good just to reinforce the obvious...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Thats when I take toilet paper and wipe the piss off.
In retaliation I beach a turd. To do this properly, you face the backside of the toilet and sit down in reverse position. Your goal is to drop the turd on the edge of the water at the front of the toilet. If done right, the turd will stuck to the porcelain and will not flush out. It is funny knowing someone will have to clean it our manually.

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

When you go into your school/work bathroom and are pleasantly suprised no one is in there so you can take your shit in peace, and you go into the stall to find the seat down and covered in piss. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gifJust happened to me.

odd, I enjoy urinating on toilet seats.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

i just piss on the floor in the general area of the toilet.

 

[ufvj2172]

I remember when I was living in Orlando, these Hispanic maintenance people starting yelling at me in Spanish I guess for walking where they were sweeping. Well I got pissed and went into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet and shit all over the toilet seat and slopped some on the floor. Teach those illegals to yell at me.

what a dick

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I remember when I was living in Orlando, these Hispanic maintenance people starting yelling at me in Spanish I guess for walking where they were sweeping. Well I got pissed and went into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet and shit all over the toilet seat and slopped some on the floor. Teach those illegals to yell at me.

icetee = racist //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

dont talk like that about spics

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

I like dick

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[Canaan 10+ year member]

paper ***-gasket ftw

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

icetee = racist //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

dont talk like that about spics

Hey they knew I was from the midwest and couldn't speak Spanish.

 

[ufvj2172]

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fuck off