Don't Do Drugs

[*SlappinAzz*]

Today, I was working my normal night shift from 5-12, and at around 11, I developed a runny nose due to being around filthy fckin people who carry germs on the money I touch for 7 Hours. So I walk down the aisle that contains the bottle of Robitussin Adult Cough n Cold Syrup, " Maximum Strength". Being The idiot I am, I walk outside "Purposely " Drinking the entire fcking bottle which contains a substance known as DXM or Dextromethorphan.

So right as we close up the store, I usually drive through town doing the usual midnight street beating, and I crank that fucker up. Well right as I pass the carwash, Thats when I started giggling like an *******, and forgot to turn the volume down as I pass two cop cars who were parked and ready to tag my ***. But they didn't, fortunately.

Well now, I get home, and it isnt until I actually get out of the car that I realize this shit fcks with your coordination. Im wobbling all down my sidewalk and I fall off to the side and land on my *** crushing my cellphone, which results in the back panel breaking off that protects the battery.

I get inside and head on up to my room, log onto car audio, and BAM, The room and the lights just competely start spinning. My head itches, my arms itch, and go numb, and my heart is beating like a muther fucka, and I feel drunk, and lightheaded as shit. I literally jumped off my bed and landed face smack down on the floor because I thought i could "Fly" at the moment. Then I have pictures of todays soccer tournament running through my head at the speed of light, and this fucked techno beat repeating itself nonstop, almost sounded like shotguns shooting into jello.

Bam, I hit the lights off and its dark as hell, can't see shit, and Im just trying not to think of scary shit so that i don't start seeing it crawling on tha walls or ceiling. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif Spiders, do not want that. I just completely jump on my bed and thats when i start mellowing out and the itchiness drops.

At this point, I hit an ultimate peak and passed out on my couch, WHICH is downstairs, because I found this out as i woke up, which was 20 minutes ago. This Robitussin is not to be fcked with, and im sure thats the reason it says teaspoon size or not to exceed 6 in ONE DAY.

Well guess what playaz, THIS SHIT ROCKS. Its like getting drunk without the hangover, and I am totally using this when i go hit up a party. I felt like god for 4 good ol hours, and im tellin you, Godamn, Drugs are the shiz.......for responsible adults such as myself.

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[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

tl;dr

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

tl;dr

meh

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

you is *** boooxe us better.,,, plus ur gybnna have mad farts tomrrar

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

you is *** boooxe us better.,,, plus ur gybnna have mad farts tomrrar

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[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

spelling fail. lulzzzzzzzlzlzlzlzlzzzlzlzl

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

gay

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

gay

Your mother.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

you don't watch enough intervention. Try finding the episode of the guy who pops boxes of CCC's on a daily basis. O and have fun going any where in life, I hope you don't want your kids or friends to respect you anymore.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Dumbass

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Responsible adult? You got doped up on cold medicine and then drove home...your a fucking idiot

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Responsible adult? You got doped up on cold medicine and then drove home...your a fucking idiot

^This

...and he's a dumbass. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

you don't watch enough intervention. Try finding the episode of the guy who pops boxes of CCC's on a daily basis. O and have fun going any where in life, I hope you don't want your kids or friends to respect you anymore.

Triple C's?, hell nah. Kids? Shit no, Im only in a 34,000$ Filmaking college now brah //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[schackel 10+ year member]

penis

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

penis

I gots one, thanks yous