dome joke thread

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

{sniff-sniff} I smell a //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif comming

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

this thread is racism bruh...
But how do you get a baby out of the blender? tostitos

and what sound does that baby make while its in the blender? I dont know, i was too busy masterbating.

Moar! Moar! These make me hard

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a kitchen table?

I wouldnt have *** with the table.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

ban. all of you. nateberrier first.

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a kitchen table?

I wouldnt have *** with the table.

Best jokes evar!

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

ban. all of you. nateberrier first.

find the rule that says this isnt allowed.... tasteless, immoral and disgusting, yes. but against the rules, i dont think so.

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Best jokes evar!

have your fill:

Dead Baby Jokes

 

[chillin 10+ year member]

so little johnny is walkin through his hallway and hears noise coming from his parents room. He looks in and sees his dad has his mom bent over the bed and is giving it to her. The dad looks at him, starts laughing and keeps fucking his mom. The next day johnny's dad is walkin through the hall and hears noises coming from johnny's room. He looks in to see johnny with his grandma bent over the bed and johnny is ****** her good. The dad yells out johnny what the fuck are you doing? Johnny says

It's not so funny when it's your mom is it.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

so little johnny is walkin through his hallway and hears noise coming from his parents room. He looks in and sees his dad has his mom bent over the bed and is giving it to her. The dad looks at him, starts laughing and keeps fucking his mom. The next day johnny's dad is walkin through the hall and hears noises coming from johnny's room. He looks in to see johnny with his grandma bent over the bed and johnny is ****** her good. The dad yells out johnny what the fuck are you doing? Johnny says It's not so funny when it's your mom is it.

lawl

 

[BlactimusCrime 10+ year member]

Bump, moar hahas please!

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

everybody stfu and gtfo