Doing your girl in the butt

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

ah sh1t..... thread resurrection...

I will bump this thread into interwebz infamy!

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

I will bump this thread into interwebz infamy!

it already is infamous lol

 

[yogegoy]

I didn't know I had a place to hang around, love being an AssMan. First time I did mama from behind was 1998 and up until now we only have a son. Just imagine all the love we were giving him just because he is the only one. What we got in return is he's happy playing on-line games and seldom leaves the house, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. he drinks once every three months and really grateful he hasn't made me a grandfather yet. Great things happen when you do it right (enema first, lots of lube, no savage fah king), the rewards are priceless. Doo doo first before you shoot and dribble across the court.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Nom nom

 

[chevyaddict83 10+ year member]

What we got in return is he's happy playing on-line games and seldom leaves the house, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. he drinks once every three months and really grateful he hasn't made me a grandfather yet.

Why would you be happy he doesnt leave the house?

 

[RangerDangerV2 5,000+ posts]

I didn't know I had a place to hang around, love being an AssMan. First time I did mama from behind was 1998 and up until now we only have a son. Just imagine all the love we were giving him just because he is the only one. What we got in return is he's happy playing on-line games and seldom leaves the house, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. he drinks once every three months and really grateful he hasn't made me a grandfather yet. Great things happen when you do it right (enema first, lots of lube, no savage fah king), the rewards are priceless. Doo doo first before you shoot and dribble across the court.

sounds like your kid will never get laid....

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I will this one chick I'm meeting this weekend in dallas

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Bump in the dookie hole

 

[vibe]

the best is when you pull out too fast and the *** hole pulls out and looks like a christmas stocking

 

[vibe]

That's called a 'pink sock'. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i call it the boston red sock. same type shieeet

 

[bigblackdodge]

Red river and/or the dreaded mud butt?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif pick your poison dirty bastards (evil laughs) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif

 

[bigblackdodge]

"Hit'r in the ****'r"

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

What if your woman likes to lick your poop shoot?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

poast