Doing your girl in the butt

Ive coined a new term today...

My buddys girl just got out of jail so he was talking about how he was gonna be a 2 pump chump after 2 months of not getting any....

I said shieeeeet.... you gonna do a "1 thrust bust!!!"

ugh!!!!! splosh!!!! awwwwwwwwww snoorzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pfffffffftttttttt

 
Ive coined a new term today...
My buddys girl just got out of jail so he was talking about how he was gonna be a 2 pump chump after 2 months of not getting any....

I said shieeeeet.... you gonna do a "1 thrust bust!!!"

ugh!!!!! splosh!!!! awwwwwwwwww snoorzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pfffffffftttttttt
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ive never had butt thrsting before. i feel like it's something maybe i'll experience with my wife one day, or maybe if i'm lucky i'll find a chick to try it out with. my roommate used to bang his girl in the hole every time. like he would solely only do the butt hole..

idk to me it sounds kinda messy. first off the girl would have to make sure she cleaned her posterior cavity, and make sure she had a recent bowel movement. even then i doubt you're guaranteed for some "clean" fun. plus it would be all awkward. you'd be like, pullin out your thing after noticing some brown streaks during the thrusting, and then you'd have to tell her "yo can we hold up for a sec? i gotta wipe this fec.es off my "unit" real quick. how bout you go do a quick sweep and make sure you really got all the pooh this time k?" and i can just kinda see that killin the moment for a lot of people..

knowing u guys tho no one is probably talking about the original post tho, so my bad for being off topic.

 
ive never had butt thrsting before. i feel like it's something maybe i'll experience with my wife one day, or maybe if i'm lucky i'll find a chick to try it out with. my roommate used to bang his girl in the hole every time. like he would solely only do the butt hole..
idk to me it sounds kinda messy. first off the girl would have to make sure she cleaned her posterior cavity, and make sure she had a recent bowel movement. even then i doubt you're guaranteed for some "clean" fun. plus it would be all awkward. you'd be like, pullin out your thing after noticing some brown streaks during the thrusting, and then you'd have to tell her "yo can we hold up for a sec? i gotta wipe this fec.es off my "unit" real quick. how bout you go do a quick sweep and make sure you really got all the pooh this time k?" and i can just kinda see that killin the moment for a lot of people..

knowing u guys tho no one is probably talking about the original post tho, so my bad for being off topic.
You're complicating it bro...you jam the cock in her anus and go at it like animals...messy doesn't factor into the equation. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 
Oh, and I had a female, large chested, short, over weight PA (Physicians Assistant) shove her finger up my ass today to check my prostate...sucks getting old. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
ive never had butt thrsting before. i feel like it's something maybe i'll experience with my wife one day, or maybe if i'm lucky i'll find a chick to try it out with. my roommate used to bang his girl in the hole every time. like he would solely only do the butt hole..
idk to me it sounds kinda messy. first off the girl would have to make sure she cleaned her posterior cavity, and make sure she had a recent bowel movement. even then i doubt you're guaranteed for some "clean" fun. plus it would be all awkward. you'd be like, pullin out your thing after noticing some brown streaks during the thrusting, and then you'd have to tell her "yo can we hold up for a sec? i gotta wipe this fec.es off my "unit" real quick. how bout you go do a quick sweep and make sure you really got all the pooh this time k?" and i can just kinda see that killin the moment for a lot of people..

knowing u guys tho no one is probably talking about the original post tho, so my bad for being off topic.
its a lot less messy than you think.. if they shower first and clean it then there will be no doodoo...

 
ive never had butt thrsting before. i feel like it's something maybe i'll experience with my wife one day, or maybe if i'm lucky i'll find a chick to try it out with. my roommate used to bang his girl in the hole every time. like he would solely only do the butt hole..
idk to me it sounds kinda messy. first off the girl would have to make sure she cleaned her posterior cavity, and make sure she had a recent bowel movement. even then i doubt you're guaranteed for some "clean" fun. plus it would be all awkward. you'd be like, pullin out your thing after noticing some brown streaks during the thrusting, and then you'd have to tell her "yo can we hold up for a sec? i gotta wipe this fec.es off my "unit" real quick. how bout you go do a quick sweep and make sure you really got all the pooh this time k?" and i can just kinda see that killin the moment for a lot of people..

knowing u guys tho no one is probably talking about the original post tho, so my bad for being off topic.
just be a motherfukin beast bro!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/viking2.gif.35c13a457368016b956ccf693af31291.gif i've never done it but i love encouraging people and laughing at their stories lol!!!!

 
just be a motherfukin beast bro!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/viking2.gif.35c13a457368016b956ccf693af31291.gif i've never done it but i love encouraging people and laughing at their stories lol!!!!
Done it many times...wife enjoys it...never had a problem...very enjoyable for both...well, she gets a major hemmie every now and then...but it doesn't affect me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 
ive never had butt thrsting before. i feel like it's something maybe i'll experience with my wife one day, or maybe if i'm lucky i'll find a chick to try it out with. my roommate used to bang his girl in the hole every time. like he would solely only do the butt hole..
idk to me it sounds kinda messy. first off the girl would have to make sure she cleaned her posterior cavity, and make sure she had a recent bowel movement. even then i doubt you're guaranteed for some "clean" fun. plus it would be all awkward. you'd be like, pullin out your thing after noticing some brown streaks during the thrusting, and then you'd have to tell her "yo can we hold up for a sec? i gotta wipe this fec.es off my "unit" real quick. how bout you go do a quick sweep and make sure you really got all the pooh this time k?" and i can just kinda see that killin the moment for a lot of people..

knowing u guys tho no one is probably talking about the original post tho, so my bad for being off topic.
Do tha dirty sanchez! if she does it...you know shes not the one.

 
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