Does anyone on here know the world Famous turtle man?

[SUNDOWNBITCH]

Well I'm from Danvile Kentucky and it is a very good city but we have the outskirts of the town and its perryville.. and that's where the turtle man lives.. Haha he has his own TV show and its called Call of the wild man and basically if you have any pests he will come by and take care of it! Haha well I was watching and he took out an albino raccoon and his payment was a Jar of Jelly and a 2x4! Haha I'm totally embarrassed to have him around our city so if you have any pest problems hit up the turtle man you can give him a jar of *** and a piece of ply wood and he will be straight hahahaha

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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

How about....

I give you 2 nickles, a bag of mulch and a dbl cheese burger to never post here again??

 

[SUNDOWNBITCH]

How about....
I give you 2 nickles, a bag of mulch and a dbl cheese burger to never post here again??

I might take that offer.. PayPal me the nickels

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

hope that bastard gets ate by something

 

[RangerDangerV2 5,000+ posts]

you rang?

 

[IAD-Zak 10+ year member]

postless thread is pointless?

 

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just watched a 7 year old steal a cookie from the store....i let her get away with it, not because of her age, not because she has balls, and not because she looked me in the eye and smiled as she left the store, but because she's stupid. This is a pet store, that was a dog cookie. Karma

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

How about....
I give you 2 nickles, a bag of mulch and a dbl cheese burger to never post here again??

I raise that double cheese to a McGangBang

 

[Sub Woofin 10+ year member]

i bet he makes good money off that show to accept sandwich spread and a piece of wood as a form of payment

 

[dubeeyu 10+ year member]

I watch that **** 2-3 times a week. Funny **** right there - especially what he accepts for payment.

Moler you think you can get me an autograph?

 

[04murdalanche]

Hahaha Moler ****..... Y'all must be bored up there

 

[-BenBen- 10+ year member]

that show is pretty cool, its entertaining, and it dont really surprise me as broke as people in ky are, or pretend to be, or cheap.anyway, instead of bein ashamed of the guy you shoud be proud he is another person who is making your state more popular/ known. hes funny, seem pretty nice and i wish him luck with his future endeavors.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Live action! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I raise that double cheese to a McGangBang

Done..

Man, reading this thread.....makes me not feel so bad about my life....

 

[dragon.breath 10+ year member]

the problem with the south is that we can't keep ' the dumbest among us' off the television.

 

[mclerico83 5,000+ posts]

we got live action, yeyyeyeyeyeye