Do No Go To Halloween As Obama

[Korn4Life 5,000+ posts]

Im sorry to say but you really need to learn to fight.. I seen that vid of you wrestling your friend that was half your size and he was throwing you around alot more then he should... I like what you do but for the crap you get into you need to learn to hold your own a lil better

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

you must have your buddy McCain film you beating the fk out of BUBBA....

i wouldn't do that, incriminating yourself is never a good thing

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Im sorry to say but you really need to learn to fight.. I seen that vid of you wrestling your friend that was half your size and he was throwing you around alot more then he should... I like what you do but for the crap you get into you need to learn to hold your own a lil better

getting sucker punched tend to disable you pretty quickly

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

Im sorry to say but you really need to learn to fight.. I seen that vid of you wrestling your friend that was half your size and he was throwing you around alot more then he should... I like what you do but for the crap you get into you need to learn to hold your own a lil better

dont encourage him, hes the type to get shanked the first hour in prison..especially if they find out his hobbies

 

[eggyhustles 10+ year member]

hopefully he wont do it again

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

phuck it, he wont be alone at parties anymore..im going to start going with him, and if anyone wants some of him they will need to go thru me first..its going to be the deerhunt and denalilvr duo..we gona drop them bytches left and right like the opening credits to batman and robin..deerhunt is my trusty side kick robin

I'll go buy me some MMA gloves.

Nathan needs to be Batman, so he can wear his batman mask in blackface.

lol

lmfao **** typos..i was trying to say..i'll let dh lick his wounds..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

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so where do i send money to the "get deerhunt out of jail" fund?

hah. Deerhunt is avoiding jail at all costs.

I liked it. It's catchy.

I liked it too.

Great costume, shitty situation.

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Im sorry to say but you really need to learn to fight.. I seen that vid of you wrestling your friend that was half your size and he was throwing you around alot more then he should... I like what you do but for the crap you get into you need to learn to hold your own a lil better

That video...The idea was he was going to have to put me in submission and I wouldn't fight back.. Well after he pulled that fish hook crap I decided i didn't like the rules. And I was totally wasted when that was filmed. You saw me knock the fk out of my nose on the wall. I was so drunk I didn't even feel it.

I got size, but I am still just 5'7. I am not a fighter. Never claimed to be. I hate getting involved in fights. Its hard for me to punch somebody in the face unless they have already hit me in the face.

 

[denalilvr 10+ year member]

we'll drive around and i will pull over when we see people, you jump out like kimbo and get some training in..

 

[macq32 10+ year member]

obama is the dumbest **** ive ever seen being taken seriously for such a position.

neither candidate is worthy of a vote

RON PAUL FTW MFERS

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

man thats crazzy. your really not that big of a guy u should try to find a way to get back at those guys were u wont get hurt again.

 

[macq32 10+ year member]

Dood get used to it. If Obama wins people will be mocking him for the next four years at least. Comes with the territory. Obama is black, should we pretend that he is not.

Oh, and if obama wins he wont live out his full term, so i hope everyone loves his VP

(not that I would wish anyone to die, no matter how worthless they are. It's just **** near inevitable)

 

[dbolemiss 10+ year member]

You look like what Ole Miss is going to do to State in the egg bowl,lol

 

[tv559 10+ year member]

I'll go buy me some MMA gloves.


lol

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hah. Deerhunt is avoiding jail at all costs.

I liked it too.

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That video...The idea was he was going to have to put me in submission and I wouldn't fight back.. Well after he pulled that fish hook crap I decided i didn't like the rules. And I was totally wasted when that was filmed. You saw me knock the fk out of my nose on the wall. I was so drunk I didn't even feel it.

I got size, but I am still just 5'7. I am not a fighter. Never claimed to be. I hate getting involved in fights. Its hard for me to punch somebody in the face unless they have already hit me in the face.

**** dude your only 5'7". How big is Bubba?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

obama is the dumbest **** ive ever seen being taken seriously for such a position.neither candidate is worthy of a vote

RON PAUL FTW MFERS

hahahahahahah

Oh, and if obama wins he wont live out his full term, so i hope everyone loves his VP
(not that I would wish anyone to die, no matter how worthless they are. It's just **** near inevitable)

I like this guy

You look like what Ole Miss is going to do to State in the egg bowl,lol

Lies!

**** dude your only 5'7". How big is Bubba?

Bubba is probably about 5'9 or 5'10, 200ish lbs. With a nice gut.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Going out anymore is a ****ing joke. Unless it is some type of respectable "lounge" or something like that. Everyone wants to fight any more, I myself have been inside a jail cell once, and never plan on returning. I just stay the **** away from bars and clubs anymore. Last altercation I had was with a midget, guy was a dick. I don't like pulling cash out at the bar, so I went into the restroom and locked the door. I heard someone banging on the door, I told them just a minute. Next thing I know this little ****er is standing in the doorway. He jerked the door hard enough it came open, I dropped my cash on the floor because I was so surprised. I punched the little shit in the face, and made a b line for the exit

you're lucky it wasnt this guy he would wasted you

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I didn't even go to the football game today..Sold my ticket..
So heres the story..

Back in May i got jumped at a party. Some guy was talking sh1t and i told him if he wanted to fight, lets go. He declined..As i was walking away i heard footsteps behind me. Turned around to catch a punch to the head..Knocked me out..Then the two guys jumped on me and beat the fk out of me while i was unconscious. The guy was Bubba.

I came across Bubba at a party in September one night..He was scared sh1tless..He always would "hunker" up when I walked by..Funny thing is, i decided not to even do anything. Him being scared was enough for me. Well later on that night the guy he was with calls people to come beat our ***. A little later like 10 guys show up noone knows. I figured i was getting another *** kicking. They try getting me and the people iw as with to take shots of vodka to get us drunk and what not. I then get relayed im about to get jumped. Finally some guy wants to fight me. I walk outside and just lay his *** out and beat the fk out of him. Bubba fkin hid like a *****. I called each and every one of their ***** out and noone stepped forward. I pretty much pwn'd some guy i had never saw before and had 8 of them too scared to fight. I honestly thought they would all jump in but didn't.

Last night..I saw Bubba at the bar. I didn't know if he recognized me or not. About 11:15 we were pissing and some guy grabs me and says he wants a picture. I had been taking pictures with people all night so I didn't think anything of it. He then leads me to Bubba. Bubba asks if I am Nathan and I said no, I am Jason. About that time I literally took the hardest punch I have ever taken in my life to the side of my left eye. The guy standing beside him pwn'd my ***. It knocked me down and I really couldn't do anything once he got on top of me. All i could get in was one hard lick on the side of his head. And i kind of pwn'd myself their cause my finger is killing me. He got about 10 strokes in on me. Security finally got him off me.

As they were carrying us outside I had a black guy come up to me and say "Dawg, did he beat yo *** cause the costume?" I told him yeah.. LOL...

Next thing you know we have like 10 black guys following us outside wanting to beat Bubba and his friend's ***. They all said they were sorry they couldn't help me out.Totally opposite of what I expected. I have came to realize people here on the forums just really have no clue how black people will act.

So we get outside with security...They ask what happened. Bubba says me and 15 of my friends jumped him at a party. I have never even hit the guy before. We could have jumped him, but I am not like that. I hate fights. The cops come talk to the owner of the club..They tell me I can stay since I didn't do anything wrong. They told me if I wanted to press charges to go to the cop.. heres the thing.. I didn't even have any identification on me with my name on it. I used a friend's ID to get in as 21....So i couldn't even press charges..I would have gotten a minor in possession or something..

But we go back in the bar and the bartenders give me free shots the rest of the night. We should have won the costume contest no doubt...The crowd was the judge, and the crowd said we won..We didn't even place in the top 3......Guess the controversial costumes kept us from winning. Funniest thing was my friend who was McCain..When he said "VOTE FOR ME!", some black guy hops on stage and starts flipping him off..hahaha..All the blacks cheered for me..It was great..

Oh yeah..on 2 occassions I had rednecks make me pull my lip down to make sure I was white.haha.several people really thought i was black.

I had a great time minus the asskicking...I can't decide whether to go try and press charges or not.. The whole situation dates back to that one night in May...And then that night in September i beat the fk out of a guy..Just don't know if the cops would do anything. The thing is, when I find him again, I will be going to jail. Cause i will do all I can to fking kill him with my bare hands.

Good dam son, you got fawked up! I mean with your lifestyle honestly, it was only a matter of time. At least you picked yourself back up and went back to the bar for the free drinks. Also don't be a bish and press charges, just heal up.........I guess train some and go back and find his *** and go Rocky on his ***!

Nice.



I had never seen him before. All I know is he had blonde hair, and wasn't even that big. but gawd dam did he lay a punch! lol

And i just spoke with the parents. They are afraid if i press charges today that if I run into him again it will be bad. I agree. He has the balls to pull that sh1t last night.......Sure he would be quick to do it again if i pressed charges...

Oh well.. I had fun at Little Ceasar's earlier. Black guy at the register asked what happened to me. Told him I am an MMA fighter and had a fight last night. He told me it looks like I lost..lol

That is funny right der! My buddy has scar's from a major truck accident he was in and looks frankenstein like and he uses the story he is a MMA fighter. It actually works with the ladys. Amazing how his ugly *** can pull such fine bishes. What can I say, he has game.

Just a side-note Nathan...I miss the front mullet.

Word!

i went as obama. had no problems at all. and i was blackface wearing a tall tee, dickie pants and forces.
except i lost my friggin bottle of crown somewhere //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Pic's or BS, you know dis story! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

i had some purple stuff also, just not a drank
na'm sayin. and i had a fro. i was hood ninja obama.

bishes loved it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif there's pics somewhere. i took close to a million

edit: having a liter of crown dangling from your wrist is not a good idea //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Oh, ok...............were are thee pics?

Jeez Nathan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gifThat sux....

Well I ended up taking on of my ex girlfriends home (this girl I dated 3 years ago, and I never got a chance to hit it, cuz she was saving herself for someone special or something), and I ended up fucking the shit out of her, she woke up this mourning and realised what she had done, and bailed crying. Funny thing is, her car is at the party we were at, 13 miles from my house, and she left her phone in her car.

Hope she likes walking with a limp, cuz I know i tore that *** up.

No you didn't. DH we believe because he backs his shit up. This story.......nope, try again!

can anyone translate spearchuckerese?

I read what was supposed to be the first sentence, but failed!

what happened to deerhunt? Face is all messed up.

Fail again............

Im sorry to say but you really need to learn to fight.. I seen that vid of you wrestling your friend that was half your size and he was throwing you around alot more then he should... I like what you do but for the crap you get into you need to learn to hold your own a lil better

Oh christ, here we go..............

Lets see you post up a vid of you wrestling tuff guy! God you are a tool!