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[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

well isnt 2012 the end of the myan calander?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

well isnt 2012 the end of the myan calander?

this is the first thing i thought of when he said that. I knew it sounded familiar but wasnt sure if i was thinking right. I was really tired.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Also wasnt Jesus supposed to come back after 2000 years? That would have been in 2001. What happened to that shit?

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

well here's some shit, dont feel like reading it. Its dec 31 2012 http://www.levity.com/eschaton/Why2012.html

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Also wasnt Jesus supposed to come back after 2000 years? That would have been in 2001. What happened to that shit?

Well, he just explained that, we arent gettin slain by the devil and the UN yet.

Oh and the aliens killed a lot of the psycorp members and the rest quit. So the US had to try to borrow some from the canadian psycorp. Yes every country has a psycorp.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Are you sure he wasnt on something?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Are you sure he wasnt on something?

The building is pretty dusty.

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

yayyy aliens

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah I forgot to mention.

he is a black 27 year old virgin.

He has an asian girl who wants him to fuck her and then have a 3soem with her and her friend later.

I told my mom all this and she said, "is he black?" I said "yeah" and she said "really?!"

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

whew, thats a lot of typing. Ok so, thats what my coworker said. This was a 3 hour conversation, nonstop. I maybe said 5 or 6 words the whole time.

Could those 5 or 6 words been.

ummmmm

ooookay

ORLY

uh huh

WOW

???

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Could those 5 or 6 words been.

ummmmm

ooookay

ORLY

uh huh

WOW

???

i said "right" a lot. Not right liek i dotn believe you. An interested "right". I wanted to keep him talking so I could retain all this to tell people. I bust out laughing a few times, I couldnt hold it in after a while.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Well, he just explained that, we arent gettin slain by the devil and the UN yet. Oh and the aliens killed a lot of the psycorp members and the rest quit. So the US had to try to borrow some from the canadian psycorp. Yes every country has a psycorp.

what does that have to do with what the bible predicts?

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Could those 5 or 6 words been.

ummmmm

ooookay

ORLY

uh huh

WOW

???

You're forgetting the most important word of all in a situation like this.

Indeed.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what does that have to do with what the bible predicts?

I have no idea. I dont know what any of this had to do with anything. But he did seem to tie some thing together pretty well.

The conversation started off normal. talking about his dads business and other jobs he has had etc.... Then out of nowhere this.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Also, during summer, did russia and china have warm games? Did russia build tanks that could cross the ocean? were they testing missiles and shit on each other? I just looked at him like he was crazy, he could tell, so he said "it was on CNN"