When I was 16 I did pizza deliver in east boston for about 2 years.. I had a fun time used to allow us to bring chicks along with us on rides (gf or whatever) I think I made $4 hour under the table and probably about $10-12 total with tips but raked a shitload of miles up on my car, like 68k in 1 1/2 years.
I also used to stoned and sometimes pull a chicken finger of mozz stick out of the order.. I guess that is when I started becoming a fat bastard and thus developed into my current blob like state of life.