Dane Cook

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

Him and Mitch Hedberg are two of my favorite comedians.

dane cook and mitch hedberg should never be said in the same sentence. Unless its "Mitch Hedberg is a million times a better standup comedian than Dane Cook.

hedberg is my favorite comedian aswell.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Carlos Mencia FTL all he talks about is racist stuff, seriously come up with some new stuff

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

Carlos Mencia FTL all he talks about is racist stuff, seriously come up with some new stuff

yeah hes even worse than Dane.

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

eh, everyone has there own opinion!

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Mitch FTW!

"I forgot the name of the place where I'm staying at, but I know it involves two trees"

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

Mitch FTW!
"I forgot the name of the place where I'm staying at, but I know it involves two trees"

They said, 'lets call this hotel something tree... so they had a meeting.... it was quite short.

'how about tree?'

'no, double tree'

'hell yeah.... meeting adjurned.'

I had my heart set on quadruple tree.... and we were almost there.

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

Dane Cook is the man. I don't imagine there would be an age limit but it definitely looked like only college students were at his shows on the HBO special

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

They said, 'lets call this hotel something tree... so they had a meeting.... it was quite short.'how about tree?'

'no, double tree'

'hell yeah.... meeting adjurned.'

I had my heart set on quadruple tree.... and we were almost there.

The lady at the desk gave me her phone number, it was zero.

I called her from a different phone later and she sounded a bit older.

 

[04AccordCW 10+ year member]

Carlos Mencia FTL all he talks about is racist stuff, seriously come up with some new stuff

I think Mencia is funny because he says whateveryone wants to say and makes fun of every race including his own. Most people do judge/stereotype sometime in their lives and just dont admit it or realize they are doing it.

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

He is VERY overrated, sure he has some funny jokes, but he is a terrible standup comedian who relies on childish/crude humor to please the mindless idiots who go to his shows.

I'll be so happy when this hack dies from his cocaine addiction

dane cook and mitch hedberg should never be said in the same sentence. Unless its "Mitch Hedberg is a million times a better standup comedian than Dane Cook.
hedberg is my favorite comedian aswell.

finally i'm not alone. everyone around me loves him and i just don't understand it. i can honestly say i've only laughed at a single joke that i've heard from him, and it was the one where he made the joke about how no matter how slow you're going in a parking garage your tires squeal. and i wouldn't even say laughed, chuckled at best.

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

ok that mitch guy is pretty dam funny.

i wish i could catch fish sticks, it would be so convienent

 

[XtrmAudioCncpts 10+ year member]

dane cook hes a silly bitch

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Lewis Black FTW!

He is the greatest...

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

ok that mitch guy is pretty dam funny.
i wish i could catch fish sticks, it would be so convienent

seriously

 

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

He is VERY overrated, sure he has some funny jokes, but he is a terrible standup comedian who relies on childish/crude humor to please the mindless idiots who go to his shows.

Hey moron that's because his fanbase consists of mainly teenagers and college students... Isn't his Tourgasm tour just colleges? I saw him doing the one at Tulane and he had everybody laughing their ***** off. I guess Tulane must be a big group of mindless idiots eh jujumantb? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif