where's the love buddy pal guy?
plus it wouldnt be my first time for epicness.
where is all this "epicness" you claim?
lets be honest because theres nothing "epic" about you or your stories.
in regards to the story.......
it was probably your first ****** experience.
and im sure it started like this. you were driving down the street with ure xplods you bought from cameron b.
you noticed a hooker on the corner and looked around for some cash.
after digging up about $7.15 you begin to bribe her.
once realizing how desperate you are she takes it.
you get back to your moms house and proceed to take out ure vienna sausage.
she laughs hysterically, you getting upset and beating the shit out of her.
the cops arrive and proceed to arrest you for assault, which is where the handcuffs came into play.
after booking they put you in the holding cell where you are repeatedly ***** in the ***. after realizing that you enjoy it you let him give you the reach around while he jams ure ***.
once released from jail you go home and cry in the shower because you miss bubba and bill from county lockup, then proceed to stuff a shampoo bottle in ure *** and stick ure sausage in another one, explaining the sore sausage.
