Dad's *** Gave Me Sore Dick?

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

Man, don't make your hand squeeze so hard next time or use lubricant in palm.

Keep on beating

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Cool story Bro

But anyways.........

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

pics of said girlfriend?

shes my woman..i really do love her tho..so i had to fix.

but anyways. rules of TD, here ya go

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

Clearly this never happened.
Either you have no friends to share the story with, which leads me to believe it's not true. What kind of kinky girl gets with a secluded internet dwelling looser.

Or it did happen, and you're so completely pathetic, you thought posting your experience of your first ********** would somehow make you cool.

My guess... You beat off tell your dick was sore.

wrong. Im at work and I get paid to tell this shit.

/anyways. it happened last night, and this is the first place to vent, til i get off.

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

hey title changin bro.

not cool bro

not coo'

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

a psychologist told me men don't truly finish their orgasm until they tell someone about the *** they had.....

So is telling about a fake story like having a fake orgasm? Something for me to ponder today

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Dad's *** Gave Me Sore Dick?

Win!

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

a psychologist told me men don't truly finish their orgasm until they tell someone about the *** they had.....
So is telling about a fake story like having a fake orgasm? Something for me to ponder today

so not fake bro. the only thing bout f'ing in a hot shower is it kinda makes it hard to stick yo junk in her trunk ya know.

am i right or am i right

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Win!

lol

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Nice pic. We get some like that here through out the year.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Man, don't make your hand squeeze so hard next time or use lubricant in palm.
Keep on beating

QFT

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

well guys i fully understand if yall want to ********** to my stories. i know my life and epicness does that to people.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Ban...

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

Ban...

where's the love buddy pal guy?

plus it wouldnt be my first time for epicness.