Cute ways to ask a girl to be your girlfriend

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

I'm wondering how you thought this thread was going to play out? Did you ACTUALLY believe you were going to get the right line off of a car audio forum?

 

[t1990le 10+ year member]

"You're prettier than I am" (Knocked Up Movie)

 

[njaykaplan 10+ year member]

heres how you do it man:
pull skirt up

shove in a$$

hump rapidly

blow load

withdraw

say the phrase "i have aids" followed by "call me later dear"

walk away

*note* works every time

*also* your results may vary, i am in no way, shape, or form to be held liable for any medical or psychological costs nor any costs or liabilities resulting from afforementioned actions.

P.S. CHARLIE MURPHY

I laughed more at the charlie murphy, but okay. lol.

 

[Crzy 10+ year member]

let her smoke ur weed, upon smoking ask if shes trying to ****, if she denys says it was ur weed and she has to. problem solved

 

[Z-Ro 10+ year member]

Haha, guess you have never heard the old saying, treat em like dirt and they stick to you like mud??
Most *****es love to be treated like shit, its a well known fact. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Too true...

The worse you treat them the more they want you, funny how broads work...

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I got a BeJay from the copy guy today. All I had to do was promise him coffee and a bagel.

 

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

HAHAHAH:hilariou: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

I'm wondering how you thought this thread was going to play out? Did you ACTUALLY believe you were going to get the right line off of a car audio forum?

haha... first time viewer of thread... exactly what I was wondering when I entered

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

I got a BeJay from the copy guy today. All I had to do was promise him coffee and a bagel.

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only thing funnier than that is your avvvy.

 

[cocoleveo7686 10+ year member]

lol at some of these comments

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

Nudes of this girl??

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

common man i was homeschooled, I know how to ask a girl out!

you text her duh!