Cute ways to ask a girl to be your girlfriend

heres how you do it man:
pull skirt up

shove in a$$

hump rapidly

blow load

withdraw

say the phrase "i have aids" followed by "call me later dear"

walk away

*note* works every time

*also* your results may vary, i am in no way, shape, or form to be held liable for any medical or psychological costs nor any costs or liabilities resulting from afforementioned actions.

P.S. CHARLIE MURPHY
I laughed more at the charlie murphy, but okay. lol.

 
Haha, guess you have never heard the old saying, treat em like dirt and they stick to you like mud??
Most *****es love to be treated like shit, its a well known fact. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Too true...

The worse you treat them the more they want you, funny how broads work...

 
I got a BeJay from the copy guy today. All I had to do was promise him coffee and a bagel.
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only thing funnier than that is your avvvy.

 
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