Cute ways to ask a girl to be your girlfriend

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

since you are obviously a complete *** then I would suggest a note that includes circle yes or no

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

"Ill give you an oppurtunity to go out with me, if you want it"

 

[rtillaree 10+ year member]

"your man can't do it like me, he can't work the middle, because his thing's too little"

works every time...

 

[headlesskoopa 10+ year member]

pull ur dick out and start swinging it like a helicopter while u sing do your ears hang low . or take the fortune out of a furtone cookie and write something like u should date the guy in front of you.

 

[AVSTANG02]

If you are trying to think of cute ways to ask the girl you are dating to be your girlfriend you are setting yourself up for failure.

Girls don't like emotional *******.

And if you've never dated her and you are considering asking her to be your girlfriend she's going to laugh in your face.

25 people viewing this thread just for the lawlzz..

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

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[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

uhhh! did you just use the word CUTE!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

tell her you'll fuck her even if she has aids

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

thats some funny ishhhhhhhhhh

Tell her she'll be impressed with the amount of your uncircumsized girth.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

since you are obviously a complete *** then I would suggest a note that includes circle yes or no

don't forget maybe!

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

"Ill give you an oppurtunity to go out with me, if you want it"

lol

Go up and be like "Hey i finished the last one a little early i got some time to spare wanna go out?"

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Tell her if she posts ***** pics of herself on CA.com and give's all

local forum members head, you'll consider dating her.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

Tell her if she posts ***** pics of herself on CA.com and give's alllocal forum members head, you'll consider dating her.

when should i expect my bj?

 

[mastergunsx15 10+ year member]

heres how you do it man:

pull skirt up

shove in a$$

hump rapidly

blow load

withdraw

say the phrase "i have aids" followed by "call me later dear"

walk away

*note* works every time

*also* your results may vary, i am in no way, shape, or form to be held liable for any medical or psychological costs nor any costs or liabilities resulting from afforementioned actions.

P.S. CHARLIE MURPHY

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

wip it out, you have a 50/50 chance of her doing something with it