It’s incredible, isn’t it? For all these years, we’ve had free and fair elections where both sides seemed to win at fairly predictable rates, and it wasn’t until the guy with an extensive business history of fraud, corruption, lawsuits, screwing over contractors, cheating small businesses, and a personal history that includes multiple affairs on all of his wives, a 15+ year friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, nearly 30 accusations of ****** assault, a literal recording of him bragging about ****** assault, along with a settled lawsuit for creating a fake university, a charity he had to shut down after he was caught stealing money for his own personal use, and tax returns he lied about releasing publicly — a man with a known and documented history of claiming anything that doesn't go his way is "rigged" — it wasn’t until he came along that suddenly all the elections that don't go the Republicans' way are now "stolen and rigged."
That is one hell of a remarkable coincidence.
Democrats couldn’t "rig" the 2000 election. Nope, George W. Bush won that.
Same in 2004 when, despite Bush's growing unpopularity, he defeated John Kerry.
Oh, but they definitely "rigged" 2008 and 2012 when Barack Obama won each of those.
Though I guess they forgot to "rig" the 2010 midterms when Republicans gained back control of the House and really neutered a big part of what Obama was able to accomplish for the last few years he was in office — especially when Republicans won and kept the majority in the Senate, which allowed them to block a Supreme Court nomination from him.
Democrats dropped the ball on all of that, forgetting to "rig" those various midterms to help Obama.
Then in 2016, those silly Democrats... they only "rigged" the popular vote — which doesn’t actually elect the president — but forgot to "rig" the Electoral College and key swing states run by their own party.
What idiots! Did they forget how to rig elections like they did in 2008 and 2012? Well, presidential elections, just not the midterms where Republicans gained and kept control for most of Obama's presidency.
But then they totally got back on the "rigging" train in 2020 when Joe Biden won. They even managed to somehow "rig" states run by Republicans such as Arizona and Georgia.
However, they totally dropped the ball again in 2022 and forgot to "rig" the midterms, allowing Republicans to win back the House, but they did "rig" the Senate since they kept a majority there thanks to Kamala Harris' tiebreaking vote.
But then came 2024, where Donald Trump said they were totally and completely going to "rig" the election — except Republicans won the presidency, the majority in the Senate, kept their majority in the House, and once again, Trump won key swing states run by Democrats.
I guess it’s totally logical that, despite the months of Trump whining about the "rigged" election we were all headed toward, Democrats totally forgot to "steal" that one.
It slipped their minds.
And now, as we head toward 2026, even though Democrats don’t control any part of our government — and Trump has the lowest approval rating for a president at this point in their term in history — along with Democrats overperforming in practically every election we’ve had all across the country for the past year, obviously, it's obvious that they’re going to "rig" these upcoming midterms.
That’s all totally "sane" and "logical" to believe, right MAGA?
Because all of what I just listed is exactly what you all believe has and will happen?
If I’m wrong, please, correct me...
- Allen Clifton
