Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

My grandpa's in a nursing home now and he's all mad and my family is in a state of worry now that he won't get taken care of by the nursing staff plus he's 88 years old.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm so close to just hitting the sack right now. Soooo tired.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Lulz, Tom Brady is out for the season

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I'm so close to just hitting the sack right now. Soooo tired.

do it man, I feel the same way honestly.

Lulz, Tom Brady is out for the season

oh snaps is he really? bahahaha sucks for them!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Relax was pretty good btw.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

indeed it is.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

The girl didn't like it, but I thought it was quite tasty.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

thats the opposite of what was supposed to happen.

the bottle is tempered though, so if she wont submit to drinking with you and loosening up you can always work on finishing it yourself until you gain the courage to catch her off guard and crack her over the head with it.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I just tallied up how much I spent on drinking since last Saturday night.

Almost $100...Fk.

I can't be doing this much longer. Come on bow season!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

thats the opposite of what was supposed to happen.
the bottle is tempered though, so if she wont submit to drinking with you and loosening up you can always work on finishing it yourself until you gain the courage to catch her off guard and crack her over the head with it.

BAHAHAHA...

She was drinking rum though, and I think I'm already having a problem with her getting too attached to me.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

BAHAHAHA...

She was drinking rum though, and I think I'm already having a problem with her getting too attached to me.

Well, sit the bottle on a chair and tell her to take a seat while you talk about the dynamics of the friendship.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

wth are u talkin about?

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[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I think he just suggested to penetrate a girl with a bottle of alcohol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You disgust me.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I think he just suggested to penetrate a girl with a bottle of alcohol

wth are YOU talkin about?