Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I've been using, soda, coffee, whatever i have left in my truck when i'm cleaning it out.
Oh, and i did clean it finally, by the way.

Ha, well that makes one of us.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Don't take pills again dumbass. Some of us had to actually pretend to give a shit about you. It was embarrassing. The guys' saw me.

I'll pretend I didn't just for you

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

well then

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A Jew's Wife tells him she wants 8 inches and for it to hurt.

So what does he do?

The clever Jew bangs her twice and throws her down the stairs.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I'm beginning to wonder if I want to change my major.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

From what to what?

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Cliffs to sum it up:
I fk the girl after a long,intimate conversation about 5:00AM Sunday morning.

She thinks I am ignoring her the next morning, but I wasn't, it was just akward cause I didn't know how she was like. She texts me that day and we talk a while, agree to get to know each other better and what not. She is supposedly 19.

Now for the part I didn't know until last night/today. Later on Sunday night she got a ride to my friend Antonio's house in the town 80 miles away because her friend went home with Antonio. Antonio is credited with getting the females over to begin with. Well after meeting his brother and what not, she fks him later that night with her kid in the next room. She refuses to go home when her ride comes to pick her back up, and her friend called the cops. (The friend's dad happens to be the police chief here in Starkville). The cops call her mom and all this mess and it comes out that she is 16, and has been lieing about her age to everyone for years. Somehow she manages to drink in clubs and everything.

We have a long text convo Monday night. She wants me to come over and watch a movie but its like 12:30 already and I declined due to class the next morning. Well Tuesday she asks me to take her to a friends house she hasn;t hung out with in a while near the same place Antonio leaves (keep in mind I didn't know she went there and fked antonio's bro Sunday night). She offers me gas money and I agree. We talk a lot on the way and i hear all about her ridiculous past..Drug use, kid, running from police, etc. Anyways, i ask where exactly her friend lived and she told me Antonio's house..I was like WTF?! Last night she fkd his brother again.

lawlz.

Has this been asked yet? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Pics of the slut?

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Has this been asked yet? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gifPics of the slut?

According to Eugenics, she looks like a demon. SHe wasn't horrible, but still wasn't anything to look at either imo.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Has this been asked yet? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gifPics of the slut?

I wish I had of gotten a pic yesterday or the night we fkd. This one really doesn't do her justice.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

From what to what?

I don't know. I only picked business coming out of high school because I wanted a career that involved no manual labor.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I wish I had of gotten a pic yesterday or the night we fkd. This one really doesn't do her justice.

Meh, bit of a chin, but based on looks I woulda tagged it.

But then, I'm not black. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Edit: Def does NOT look 16! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Edit 2: Someone should edit the pic with something like "this is where my mans black cawk goes" or somesuch....

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I am surprising my kids tomorrow by taking them to see the Jonas brothers.

Pray for me, there is only so much screaming preteen I can take....

Oh crap, I left my mp3 player at work and I lost the ipod charger. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am surprising my kids tomorrow by taking them to see the Jonas brothers. Pray for me, there is only so much screaming preteen I can take....

Oh crap, I left my mp3 player at work and I lost the ipod charger. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Very sweet of you. No clue what that is though.

And yeah, I never imagined she was 16..Coulda passed for 21 IMO Sunday night..She was VERY well developed. I still want to know how the fk she got in the club and got a wristband.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Very sweet of you. No clue what that is though.
And yeah, I never imagined she was 16..Coulda passed for 21 IMO Sunday night..She was VERY well developed. I still want to know how the fk she got in the club and got a wristband.

:boobies: can get you a lot of stuffs