Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It would make a great story at parties.
"Well this one night I picked up this hoe from the bar and just as we started to ********* I noticed her bulging miniature penis looking back at me...etc..etc.."

So I told her GF to start ******, and I didn't mean my junk.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Only good when done properly at home.

Its best when done properly at home. But I just had a craving, so I went and bought a 16 oz of it. Was $2.99. It was worth the trip had hot asian girls smiling and looking old asian men and women looking at me like I was crazy.

I asked the old guy that worked there "where is the kimchee" he looked at me and said "you like?!" I said "yeah, its good" and he said "but its hot"

and im sitting here eating it now.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

like quite bigger than average
something that would give you the "ahhh factor"

are we talking inches? Ive ****ed a girl with a big clit, but it wasnt super huge, a lil bigger than normal, IME.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Its best when done properly at home. But I just had a craving, so I went and bought a 16 oz of it. Was $2.99. It was worth the trip had hot asian girls smiling and looking old asian men and women looking at me like I was crazy.
I asked the old guy that worked there "where is the kimchee" he looked at me and said "you like?!" I said "yeah, its good" and he said "but its hot"

and im sitting here eating it now.

I get those looks when ordering Menudo at mexican restraunts too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Next time im down we gotta go do some shit. What college did you go to again? I think I remember you saying USF, but I might be making that up in my head.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

are we talking inches? Ive ****ed a girl with a big clit, but it wasnt super huge, a lil bigger than normal, IME.

pics of your exploration?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

pics of your exploration?

There are pics, but this was before I had a digital camera. It was an australian girl that I met in Japan.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Next time im down we gotta go do some shit. What college did you go to again? I think I remember you saying USF, but I might be making that up in my head.

Yes, that is in your head. I did 2 years at Purdue before being asked kindly to leave. Can you believe that?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Three men and one woman were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first man says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second man says "Well i'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double, Income, No Kids."

The third man then pipes up, "Im a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They all look at the woman and ask her "What are you?"

"I'm a W.I.F.E," she says, "you know... Wash, Iron, ****, Etcetera"

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

pics of your exploration?

ftw

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Yes, that is in your head. I did 2 years at Purdue before being asked kindly to leave. Can you believe that?

Big 10 man, yet you like Notre Dame? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Three men and one woman were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.The first man says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second man says "Well i'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double, Income, No Kids."

The third man then pipes up, "Im a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They all look at the woman and ask her "What are you?"

"I'm a W.I.F.E," she says, "you know... Wash, Iron, ****, Etcetera"

god dam right bitch

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Three men and one woman were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.The first man says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second man says "Well i'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double, Income, No Kids."

The third man then pipes up, "Im a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They all look at the woman and ask her "What are you?"

"I'm a W.I.F.E," she says, "you know... Wash, Iron, ****, Etcetera"

I have one of those!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Yes, that is in your head. I did 2 years at Purdue before being asked kindly to leave. Can you believe that?

That sucks. What did you do after?

Im considering doing a semester at USF.

its weird that youre married too.