Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I stopped by Lowe's and saw my ex. She was with a customer.
I think she has gained over 40 lbs...she looked like a linebacker and reminded me why I hated having *** with her.

LOL

you're so sensitive

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

She was big when I dated her. I didn't know her weight...think of one of deerhunt's chicks more or less.

But when I was ****ing her, I could see her stomach move back and forth.

The new girl has a great body, but no *** and not much face.

She gave me the ultimatum on getting serious or quit talking. I am considering getting serious if I don't have to meet her family.

ROFL, this is golden.

to the last part though, how long have you guys been together? I never ever ever ever even bring up a new girl unless we have been seeing each other for over a month. Then I tell my parents about her but that doesn't necessarily mean I'll bring her home to meet the folks.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I stopped by Lowe's and saw my ex. She was with a customer.
I think she has gained over 40 lbs...she looked like a linebacker and reminded me why I hated having *** with her.

Daaaaang

I cant wait to quit lowes.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

actually come to think of it, out of the girlfriends I've had only 2 have ever met my parents. I think I've had 8 g/f's. That I can think of right now anyways. Only two of them were worth bringing home really because I thought they were going to last a while. Boy was I wrong on one of them //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Oh the lady friend wants to come over tonight, finally, and watch 1408. She wants me to cook her dinner too. I can cook, I'm just not sure what to make. Any ideas?

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

She was big when I dated her. I didn't know her weight...think of one of deerhunt's chicks more or less.

But when I was ****ing her, I could see her stomach move back and forth.

The new girl has a great body, but no *** and not much face.

She gave me the ultimatum on getting serious or quit talking. I am considering getting serious if I don't have to meet her family.

the fuck buddy? I thought you were strictly anti-relationship with her

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

pasta. carbs = energy

I was actually thinking that. I really enjoy making chicken or shrimp alfredo.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

She says we have been sexing since April...I thought it was August...I talked to a friend and he said around april/may.
I like her some better than the other girl. However, she does this eye/blinking thing that is rather annoying.

She was also drunk and told me she loved me. I think she doesn't remeber. I pretended I didn't hear. I am not going to say "I love you, too" again. I learned from that mistake last time.

This is what got me out of my last relationship. She got real drunk and started blabbing all this bs about, "I really care for you, I want to be with you forever." and blah blah blah. Needless to say, after only being with her for 3 weeks, I got out of that situation rather quick like.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

go with the shrimp...prove you aren't a cheapass.

Truth, or I could have both? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Actually, after a quick google search, this sounds damn good.

http://www.grouprecipes.com/2977/chicken-broccoli-alfredo.html

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

theres no way

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

YOU

Why you gotta hate?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Is 4 months too quick for someone to say that?




i dunno about both.

shrimp and lobster?

4 months? Ehhhh that's a little better then 3 weeks in my book. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif I wouldn't be to worried about it honestly, if that's the first either party has said it, it's probably just a sign she has strong feelings for you. Which after that period of time you should both have significant feelings for one another. I wouldn't worry to much about it.

Shrimp and Lobster does sound pretty good too.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Why you gotta hate?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

You got specs to that sub 2k?