Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

What's up? It's a celebration bitches!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

All i eat is processed meat.
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[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

What's up? It's a celebration bitches!

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Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.

Samuel Jackson: [shouts] Good motherfucking choice, motherfuckier! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nikka or two! Mmmm-mmm, b1tch!

[Jackson walks up to the businessman]

Samuel Jackson: [shouts] How's it taste, motherfucker?

Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?

Samuel Jackson: [shouts] No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A motherfuckiing shark ate me! Drink up, b1tch!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nikka or two! Mmmm-mmm, b1tch!

Deerhunter must drink that stuff like water then....

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

dude, that's fucking gross. Wow........

ya.. I know...that will DEFINITELY keep me from eating salami from now on...and probably cheap hot dogs.. I will still eat good quality dogs though...can't give those up for the tailgating.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

What the heck?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i'm about as serious as you can get. send me your info!!!

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hahah...while on the topic of losing weight.. (in this case purging)
ATTN: THOSE THAT EAT PROCESSED MEAT...HOLD YOUR STOMACH'S

This was on the AOL home page today.... Foods you just should not eat/story.

http://www.newstarget.com/phototour_mystery_meat_1.html

I dotn eat salami, never liked it. But Ill still eat everything else. You gotta die of something right?

off work, bout to go to work in a few, I think we are having a seafood dinner catered to us for our lunch break. Should be good. If not, im going to quit.

Not really, but they been talking about this shit all week. And I have a feeling they arent going to come through.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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I dotn eat salami, never liked it. But Ill still eat everything else. You gotta die of something right?

off work, bout to go to work in a few, I think we are having a seafood dinner catered to us for our lunch break. Should be good. If not, im going to quit.

Not really, but they been talking about this shit all week. And I have a feeling they arent going to come through.

2 jobs?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i really dont see whats so wrong with those pictures. If you take a x4 magnification of your nutsack, im sure some females will never consider fucking you again, or any other man, turning them into lesbians.....(maybe bdawson took a x4 magnification of his junk.....hmmmmm) (no ****). Just cuz it looks nasty doesnt mean it is. I mean really.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

2 jobs?

yes. I stopped working with my brother so I could take this contractor job. Its decent. I just needed the experience and opportunity, plus they renewed my clearance for me or are in the process of it. Now When I go to get another contracting job I will have this one on my resume, main reason for doing it, as I already told them I was only going to be there for 4 months. The project/contract they brought me in for is supposed to last 9 months, possibly longer.

Oh and there is this woman there....whew.

Im the youngest there though, next person up is 30. Then its like 34 36 52 57 and some other shit. They are all engineers.

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Man, these are flammable times with all this cruck jello around.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Oh and there is this woman there....whew.

good or bad?

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

no idea

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I've always wanted to try that stuff, for the inner portion of my door.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

If you are going to the store, pick up a bottle of Midori.