Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[MorningWood]

Latest news:
I prolly knocked up some bish

deerhunt banged a girl on her period

caj tried to start a fight

And I am a black man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Well deercunt is still reproducing I see.

My weekend went from bad to good then to bad, then to good.

 

[MorningWood]

Were you rockin' a rollercoaster?

I know that sux

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

If you say so.

This week is starting off a little on the bad side however //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Excellent

My sister's trial ended up in a plea bargain at the last minute so I didn't need to testify. She was feeling better so we went to my cousins wedding where we both got wasted, her and my cousins more so then me since mixed drinks weren't free and I was the only one without cash. Then I had to come home which was depressing, but It appears as if my parents are getting a divorce which has made me ecstatic, but then this week kinda looks grim because well it's back to the normal boring shit I do everyday.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Also am I the only 22 year old who doesn't know how to dance?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Also am I the only 22 year old who doesn't know how to dance?

no..but when I am 22 I still probably won't know how to dance..

I was just grinding all up on any girl who would let me Saturday night..My dancing consisted of sticking my crotch all up on their ***, and trying to follow the *** movement. ANd I would occasionally raise and "throw" my hand as I sung along to songs.

I would never do it sober.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LOL at you asking to go down on some random fat, ugly chick who had been sweating her *** off and sharting herself with nasty *** beer sharts all night.

She wasn't fat or ugly.. A lot better looking than the other girl's picture I posted..She was thick though. I am beginning to think I have a thing for thick girls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

no..but when I am 22 I still probably won't know how to dance..
I was just grinding all up on any girl who would let me Saturday night..My dancing consisted of sticking my crotch all up on their ***, and trying to follow the *** movement. ANd I would occasionally raise and "throw" my hand as I sung along to songs.

I would never do it sober.

I'm not evening talking about that, I'm talking about slow dancing. I never know which way to go, and I feel like I'm going to crush the poor lady's toes.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

and I feel like I'm going to crush the poor lady's toes.

Then lose some weight.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

no..but when I am 22 I still probably won't know how to dance..
I was just grinding all up on any girl who would let me Saturday night..My dancing consisted of sticking my crotch all up on their ***, and trying to follow the *** movement. ANd I would occasionally raise and "throw" my hand as I sung along to songs.

I would never do it sober.

This pretty hot asian girl taught me how to dance.... Still can't dance... But I had a hell of a time learning... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I can't dance for shit either.

Much like deerhunt, I just let the girls grind their *** all up on my junk while I fight off getting an erection so as not to look like a loser.

The alcohol usually helps with that though.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I can't dance for shit either.
Much like deerhunt, I just let the girls grind their *** all up on my junk while I fight off getting an erection so as not to look like a loser.

The alcohol usually helps with that though.

If she's wearing a skirt just pop it up there and see what she thinks... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I can't dance for shit either.
Much like deerhunt, I just let the girls grind their *** all up on my junk while I fight off getting an erection so as not to look like a loser.

The alcohol usually helps with that though.

x2 on the alcohol helping out A LOT.