Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I just got a text.

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I'm forwarding that.

I am glad I am not seriously dating anyone. Half-*** dating is FTW

Fk buddies are FTW!

Don't even gotta take them on dates.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

She's Stacy Ferguson aka Fergie.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Fk buddies are FTW!

Don't even gotta take them on dates.

Actually, not fvcking anyone right now. I am glad though. Fvcking changes girls heads somehow. Like once they nut, they ain't the same or feel differently about the relationship or something. I have a feeling the foreign girl is going to drop me...and that's cool. I don't have to hear her cry and in 2 months I will never see her again.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I wish I won the lottery. I couldnt be that lucky in my wildest dreams.

You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine:fyi:

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine:fyi:

http://www.wonderpizza.org/product.php

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I will buy lottery tickets tomorrow and win millions. Quote that.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You have to give me $1M if you win though.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Ford is the better bet IMO.
However, betting on Ford is betting on GM. If GM falls, ford will too me thinks.

I think Ford has more upside...kinda.

Hmm..

You have to give me $1M if you win though.

You will have to give me oral pleasure, and I'll only give you $17.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

lol. moar! so was she expecting you to take her back or give her sympathy? did you make her stand outside? or was this over the phone? how did it end, the conversation i mean?

lolz. I dunno what she wanted. And yes this was outside, in the cold. heh.

Conversation ended like this : "go home"

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I bet Saturn can be a viable company on its own.

I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

What kind of ratios? Liquidity/solvency stuff?

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/police_say_school_shooter_had

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_are_our_children

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

What kind of ratios? Liquidity/solvency stuff?

Net profit margin, return on assets, return on equity, total asset turnover, receivables turnover, inventory turnover, debt-equity ratio, equity multiplier, times interest earned