Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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Thats not too bad then. As long as she has a lil body. For some reason I envisioned.....5'0 165
never.

lols...My last ex wasn't big. She'd weighed the same as me but was just a few in shorter. My first girl was big. When we where fbcking, you could see the fat on her stomache move counter to your thrusts...it wasn't pleasant. The girl I just broke up with had a nice body...no real *** though but you can't expect much from a white girl. Her ******* where good shape/size...meaning they didn't shift into her armpits when she was on her back.


not really

Do you run interference so your friend can fvck the cute one?
ahahah @ counter stomach thrusts

I actually got to hook up with the cute one last night. my friend took this linebacker.

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A couple ex-girlfriends, one which moved to the other side of the country last summer, sent me some messages seeing how I was doing or whatever. It was just out of the blue. I thought I would never talk to her again. Saying she wanted to "iron out the wrinkles that we may have had" I dunno... it was an odd night. I could go on for awhile, but won't.

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I know....... We are afraid to text and ask why she was hollering.When i was fingering her oh so sweet puss she was just moaning. I remember having my **** on her lips (puss) and she said no. And I quit. After those shots maybe I said fk it and just shoved it in? I dont remember?!?!?!?!

I'd visit corey if he put up with my racist ***. I would be the grenade jumper, tkaing all the duffs (designated ugly fat friends). I dont give a fk.

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No. I woke up at 9:30 when the bish left and didn't even say good bye to me. So i killed one of their bacardi drinks..and then drink another..and then drank a bud light on the way to barnhills. we ate a killer breakfast..a white preacher was setting next to us..i tried conning myroom mate into telling him god was fake, but he wouldnt.

we did have a white male waiter! I left him a $5 tip because he was a stereotype breaker and really about the best waiter i have eve rhad.

crab legs= yummmmmmmmmmmm

August 3, 1988. I am the young one. fail.
I may be on there soon. Last night I told my friend to hook me up with his girlfriend's 16 yo sister. She took pics of herself in this spandex shit and made them show me.
I do love your honesty. That combined with your poor decision making makes for great story time.

I like the big bodies too though. They either always have big ******* and are more "hugable". That bish I went on a date had no tits and what seemed to be a concave ***. She was kind of cute in the face though. The more I recover from the booze, the more I think I should stick to my plan in my HS days of getting BJs from girls who where mad at their boyfriends.
Lawl. I cannot stand the big bodies. Maybe that would change if I would experience one, but I doubt it. I like em malnourished. Wif huge boobies and ***. No fakeness. Mmmm.....

 
You = carpetbagger; hence no valid opinion on southern states.
I moved back to my natural home. The family was originally from the south. So I am not so sure that classifies me as a carpetbagger. Our family is just naturally nomadic. This mean we have a lot of knowledge about all areas, making our opinions of regions very much valid.

Even if I am a carpetbagger in your eyes, why should I care what some dumb redneck thinks?

With that being said, Ol miss is one seriously hideous hag.

 
I do love your honesty. That combined with your poor decision making makes for great story time.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Dam James, that's funny. But it's also true, one of the things I have always liked about Nathan is he knows no shame whatsoever, lawl.

 
A couple ex-girlfriends, one which moved to the other side of the country last summer, sent me some messages seeing how I was doing or whatever. It was just out of the blue. I thought I would never talk to her again. Saying she wanted to "iron out the wrinkles that we may have had" I dunno... it was an odd night. I could go on for awhile, but won't.


I do love your honesty. That combined with your poor decision making makes for great story time.

Lawl. I cannot stand the big bodies. Maybe that would change if I would experience one, but I doubt it. I like em malnourished. Wif huge boobies and ***. No fakeness. Mmmm.....

big bodies are not that bad. as my black room mate used to say, (and i heard the quote in the movie Kids), "pussy has no face!"

I moved back to my natural home. The family was originally from the south. So I am not so sure that classifies me as a carpetbagger. Our family is just naturally nomadic. This mean we have a lot of knowledge about all areas, making our opinions of regions very much valid.
Even if I am a carpetbagger in your eyes, why should I care what some dumb redneck thinks?

With that being said, Ol miss is one seriously hideous hag.
Ole Miss does ****.

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Shames for losers.

I'm bored. Nathan, post pictures up of all the girls your facebook friends with that you've boinged.
Oh mai... I completely forgot about the Super Bowl being today. Time to go.
I was supposed to be having a party but i kind of cancelled it last night. My friend has a party ball. I think im just going over there.

Last year's keg was FTW though.

 
I am going to school to do my stock research then going to my friends house.

As expected a long time ago, he finally asked me if one of his baby's momma could move it. She is now homeless. His kids w/ her are now with him. She ain't moving here though. I wouldn't let my ex move in, I am not letting this scraggely bish move in.

Iam's right though

TN > USA

 
I am going to school to do my stock research then going to my friends house.
As expected a long time ago, he finally asked me if one of his baby's momma could move it. She is now homeless. His kids w/ her are now with him. She ain't moving here though. I wouldn't let my ex move in, I am not letting this scraggely bish move in.

Iam's right though

TN > USA
What some people will ask of others.

 
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