Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

The more me and my room mate talk, the more we think I forced that girl to do the unwilling.

Hope a lawyer doesn't come knocking on my door tomorrow.

* tap tap tap*

"Thats what I was doing to your client the other night!"

But i wouldn't do that. dam those shots.wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

You could use a few lessons on seduction from me. Learn to read her body language...

Or learn what "no" means.

Whatever is easier for you.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

The more me and my room mate talk, the more we think I forced that girl to do the unwilling.

Hope a lawyer doesn't come knocking on my door tomorrow.

* tap tap tap*

"Thats what I was doing to your client the other night!"

But i wouldn't do that. dam those shots.wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Do you have a previous post on this subject?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Do you have a previous post on this subject?

no

You could use a few lessons on seduction from me. Learn to read her body language...


Or learn what "no" means.

Whatever is easier for you.

Her body language said yes.

FORTUNATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just got the truth out. Apparently I sobered up once we started doing the thang. She hollered BEFOREHAND after i called her a shady bish. That is my way of seduction when im plastered. talk about them, be an *******. it works.

Whew, no **** charges for Nathan!

I still should have stuck it in.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lol @ Nathan being a ******.

That is fcken hilarious.

PM me her number, I will ask her.

Also -- i didn't know it, but you are hella close to my lil brother's age.

I didn't get home until 3 or 5 or so...I don't know. I went out and tried my pimping skills. Still failed...I am not as smooth as Nathan.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

So....

Did you fvck her or not? Was she willing or not?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

lol @ Nathan being a ******.
That is fcken hilarious.

PM me her number, I will ask her.

Also -- i didn't know it, but you are hella close to my lil brother's age.

I didn't get home until 3 or 5 or so...I don't know. I went out and tried my pimping skills. Still failed...I am not as smooth as Nathan.

I am not a ******! it was a false alarm. i didn;t think i would keep on after a girl said no, but my room mate kept saying she hollered that out after we started messing around.

Just tell them how its gonna be. They can sleep with you, or GTFO! It actually works. I even got my ho (fk buddy) to clean my house last night before these others came over..harharhar!

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Must be nice.

Is she a big body?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

built like a Buick!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I am not a ******! it was a false alarm. i didn;t think i would keep on after a girl said no, but my room mate kept saying she hollered that out after we started messing around.
Just tell them how its gonna be. They can sleep with you, or GTFO! It actually works. I even got my ho (fk buddy) to clean my house last night before these others came over..harharhar!

Word. I can barely get a gf to do that. Super pimping.

Eh, I am not the type to say set it out or GTFO.

But good news on the **** issue.

Must be nice.
Is she a big body?

Always. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I like the big bodies too though. They either always have big ******* and are more "hugable". That bish I went on a date had no tits and what seemed to be a concave ***. She was kind of cute in the face though. The more I recover from the booze, the more I think I should stick to my plan in my HS days of getting BJs from girls who where mad at their boyfriends.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Word. I can barely get a gf to do that. Super pimping.
Eh, I am not the type to say set it out or GTFO.

But good news on the **** issue.

Always. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I like the big bodies too though. They either always have big ******* and are more "hugable". That bish I went on a date had no tits and what seemed to be a concave ***. She was kind of cute in the face though. The more I recover from the booze, the more I think I should stick to my plan in my HS days of getting BJs from girls who where mad at their boyfriends.

Lol. Huggable huh?

The thing that scares me about big girls is that I have a theory about 2 much weight being in one place at one time. All the heat generated by the two of us could probably power a small community for a number of months.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I bet it also smelled like pork & beans everytime you fucked!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Must be nice.
Is she a big body?

She is 5'6" about 135. A little thickness.

Word. I can barely get a gf to do that. Super pimping.
Eh, I am not the type to say set it out or GTFO.

But good news on the **** issue.

Always. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I like the big bodies too though. They either always have big ******* and are more "hugable". That bish I went on a date had no tits and what seemed to be a concave ***. She was kind of cute in the face though. The more I recover from the booze, the more I think I should stick to my plan in my HS days of getting BJs from girls who where mad at their boyfriends.

hahaahah. nothing wrong with big bodies. They really are a lot more hugable. I find them to be better cuddlers too. Maybes its b/c they do better at keeping me warm. and lol @ concave ***.

This is the only pic i can get of her til she accepts my friend request. if she does.lol.

Shes on the left.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

She is 5'6" about 135. A little thickness.


hahaahah. nothing wrong with big bodies. They really are a lot more hugable. I find them to be better cuddlers too. Maybes its b/c they do better at keeping me warm. and lol @ concave ***.

This is the only pic i can get of her til she accepts my friend request. if she does.lol.

Shes on the left.

Thats not too bad then. As long as she has a lil body. For some reason I envisioned.....5'0 165

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Lol. Huggable huh?

The thing that scares me about big girls is that I have a theory about 2 much weight being in one place at one time. All the heat generated by the two of us could probably power a small community for a number of months.

lols...My last ex wasn't big. She'd weighed the same as me but was just a few in shorter. My first girl was big. When we where fbcking, you could see the fat on her stomache move counter to your thrusts...it wasn't pleasant. The girl I just broke up with had a nice body...no real *** though but you can't expect much from a white girl. Her ******* where good shape/size...meaning they didn't shift into her armpits when she was on her back.

I bet it also smelled like pork & beans everytime you fucked!

not really

She is 5'6" about 135. A little thickness.


hahaahah. nothing wrong with big bodies. They really are a lot more hugable. I find them to be better cuddlers too. Maybes its b/c they do better at keeping me warm. and lol @ concave ***.

This is the only pic i can get of her til she accepts my friend request. if she does.lol.

Shes on the left.

Do you run interference so your friend can fvck the cute one?