Captain_Ahab
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BUCK FAMA
Oh man, my room mate had quite the night..
He met this chick this last weekend and messed around with her, but they didn't fk because he didn't have a condom. Her room mate told him to just pull out. lmfao. he didn't even try to fk her though.
She is a sorority freshman. He asked her to go to his frat's formal with him and she did. Well they split a fifth of Jack last night and both got completely plastered. She is vomiting at the bar for like 45 minutes and someone takes them back to her apartment. He ends up banging her without a condom (said he was so sh1tfaced he didn't think about it) but doesn't think he got off. After about 45 minutes she starts saying "I'm a virgin, i'm a virgin, i'm a virgin". He told her no she wasnt. LMFAO. Well her room mate comes in at about 5:00 and the girl he banged starts crying to her.
This morning he woke up and said it was akward as hell. His girl went in her room mate's room and stayed about an hour. She finally takes him back to his car....As soon as he starts to leave she texts him and asks "Did we have *** last night?" LMFAO. He told her yeah...She asks "did you use a condom?" He is calling me in between texts asking for advice.. So i tell him to tell her "yeah" about the condom to keep her from worrying. Ish is crazy.
I have been quoting the Superbad line all afternoon. "You know when girls get really drunk and have *** with some random guy? They wake up the next morning and say man I shouldn't have gotten drunk and fked that guy!" Except I change the last part "YOUR THAT GUY!"
Good news. She has three good looking sorority room mates. Hopefully she gets clingy to him and i can nail one of the other girls.
He met this chick this last weekend and messed around with her, but they didn't fk because he didn't have a condom. Her room mate told him to just pull out. lmfao. he didn't even try to fk her though.
She is a sorority freshman. He asked her to go to his frat's formal with him and she did. Well they split a fifth of Jack last night and both got completely plastered. She is vomiting at the bar for like 45 minutes and someone takes them back to her apartment. He ends up banging her without a condom (said he was so sh1tfaced he didn't think about it) but doesn't think he got off. After about 45 minutes she starts saying "I'm a virgin, i'm a virgin, i'm a virgin". He told her no she wasnt. LMFAO. Well her room mate comes in at about 5:00 and the girl he banged starts crying to her.
This morning he woke up and said it was akward as hell. His girl went in her room mate's room and stayed about an hour. She finally takes him back to his car....As soon as he starts to leave she texts him and asks "Did we have *** last night?" LMFAO. He told her yeah...She asks "did you use a condom?" He is calling me in between texts asking for advice.. So i tell him to tell her "yeah" about the condom to keep her from worrying. Ish is crazy.
I have been quoting the Superbad line all afternoon. "You know when girls get really drunk and have *** with some random guy? They wake up the next morning and say man I shouldn't have gotten drunk and fked that guy!" Except I change the last part "YOUR THAT GUY!"
Good news. She has three good looking sorority room mates. Hopefully she gets clingy to him and i can nail one of the other girls.
