Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

fa shizzle.
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its ok.

its alright girl. its ok

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

DB, could I trouble you to make this my ava?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

ok, so what is your question?

Why cant I log on with any other account than my own?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

And new for your reading pleasure:

The Top Twenty Fark.com Headlines of 2008:

20: PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in ****

19: A Cambridgeshire church has lost its "Spitting Vicar". The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for "Penis"

18: Explosion at winery leaves workers weak bodied with a rich red hue, containing discernible hints of charred debris and strong character best described as dead

17: Last German WWI veteran dies at age 107. WE WIN tshirt_icon.png

16: Woman who had phone *** with a man claims he ***** her... over the phone. Man says that is impossible, he doesn't even work for Verizon

15: Teacher found guilty of cramming 13 people at once into his Volvo. Paris Hilton congratulates him on breaking her record before realizing she misunderstood the statement

14: 2 charged in stabbing of 3. In related news, 6 in hiding over fears that 7 8 9

13: Gerbil causes 3-car accident; article doesn't say which gere he was in at the time

12: Father of two crushed to death after falling into printing press. This story is continued on Pages 3, 4, 9 and 10

11: MILFish math teacher learns that 17 does not go into 35 without a serious remainder

10: Now that certain words -- like the other word for donkey -- must be filtered on the Internet: President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the U.S. consbreastution

9: Disagreements shake Djibouti. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake Djibouti

8: Oral *** study finds that people only read the first two words of web headlines

7: Two swimmers dead, Juan Moore missing

6: Smoking named 'the most offensive thing you can do in someone else's house', narrowly edging out "their wife"

5: Baptist minister calls birth control "murder." Your mom's face now a crime scene

4: One armed girl swims circles around competition

3: You are what your mother eats. So, if you turn out to be a bit of a dick, you know why

2: "Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male

And the #1 Headline of 2008 is:

1: Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

its alright girl. its ok

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[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

el oh elz

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

watching lockup: raw. Jail sucks.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

And new for your reading pleasure:

The Top Twenty Fark.com Headlines of 2008:

20: PETA activist changes her name from Rachel Feather to Rachel FishingHurts. One letter off from a new career in ****

19: A Cambridgeshire church has lost its "Spitting Vicar". The English language, however, has gained another euphemism for "Penis"

18: Explosion at winery leaves workers weak bodied with a rich red hue, containing discernible hints of charred debris and strong character best described as dead

17: Last German WWI veteran dies at age 107. WE WIN tshirt_icon.png

16: Woman who had phone *** with a man claims he ***** her... over the phone. Man says that is impossible, he doesn't even work for Verizon

15: Teacher found guilty of cramming 13 people at once into his Volvo. Paris Hilton congratulates him on breaking her record before realizing she misunderstood the statement

14: 2 charged in stabbing of 3. In related news, 6 in hiding over fears that 7 8 9

13: Gerbil causes 3-car accident; article doesn't say which gere he was in at the time

12: Father of two crushed to death after falling into printing press. This story is continued on Pages 3, 4, 9 and 10

11: MILFish math teacher learns that 17 does not go into 35 without a serious remainder

10: Now that certain words -- like the other word for donkey -- must be filtered on the Internet: President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant after a life devoted to the reform of the U.S. consbreastution

9: Disagreements shake Djibouti. Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake Djibouti

8: Oral *** study finds that people only read the first two words of web headlines

7: Two swimmers dead, Juan Moore missing

6: Smoking named 'the most offensive thing you can do in someone else's house', narrowly edging out "their wife"

5: Baptist minister calls birth control "murder." Your mom's face now a crime scene

4: One armed girl swims circles around competition

3: You are what your mother eats. So, if you turn out to be a bit of a dick, you know why

2: "Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male

And the #1 Headline of 2008 is:

1: Five killed and dozens injured in perfume factory fire. EAU DE HUMANITY

Some good uns right there!

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I hate when I get shit in my beard, tis so annoying.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'm afraid to ask how you got shit in your beard.

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[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I'm afraid to ask how you got shit in your beard.
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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Beards are gangsta

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

I don't know how you go with a beard, I try each winter and never make it more than a few weeks the shit just starts to get itchy, then it feels like little bugs are walking around on my face and I end up cutting it off.
Would be nice to keep me a little warmer in the winter though

It's only like that for the first month or so for me, after that I have no problems

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Beards are gangsta

troof

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I currently have a mini beard as well. I miss my super goatee however.