Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

So which one do you think is the ocean?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So which one do you think is the ocean?

Who gives a shit, it still isn't a salt water ocean. No dolphins, whales, or seals.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

No pirates either.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

No pirates either.

Not true.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/593863/great_lakes_piracy_pirates_thrived.html

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Who gives a shit, it still isn't a salt water ocean. No dolphins, whales, or seals.

False. When bigfagtheory's wife jumps in Lake Eerie we have a whale. The fact is you can't tell a difference.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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I was asking that you delete the thread re: re-esatblishing virginity since Noah dropped a dime in there regarding some of my AE's. MW did not like that at all.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Not true.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/593863/great_lakes_piracy_pirates_thrived.html

Well shiver me timbers.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

God dammit, these are times I wish I was a mod, or at least a mod was around that doesn't mind abusing their powers.

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370783

scarolinablazin needs to be taught a lesson.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

God dammit, these are times I wish I was a mod, or at least a mod was around that doesn't mind abusing their powers.
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=370783

scarolinablazin needs to be taught a lesson.

Isn't that the guy who is always bashing sundown for no apparent reason??

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Isn't that the guy who is always bashing sundown for no apparent reason??

Sure is.

He never learns. Which is why I think a vacation is in order.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/121508/flash.php?media=best08.flv

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Took too long to load. ADD wins.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

fine, this one's better anyway http://poststuff4.entensity.net/121508/flash.php?media=ouch.flv

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during ***.

A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before *** often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.

He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to **********.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during ***.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before *** often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.

He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to **********.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

lawl