Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

After buying a home I figured you would know how this works. This is where you counter offer, ya douche. Lets pretend you said some stupidly high figure like 150 for your counter instead of the asshat comment you made. I will come back with 50+ shipping and you cover my fee.

no wonder my career has been going down hill as of late. my manager needs a manager.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

After buying a home I figured you would know how this works. This is where you counter offer, ya douche. Lets pretend you said some stupidly high figure like 150 for your counter instead of the asshat comment you made. I will come back with 50+ shipping and you cover my fee.

When I bought my house there was no negotiation. The only house owners out here that are selling are banks.

But I see naow that you truly to want to broker this deal for me. I have no problem with others doing things for me.

My counter is $150+shipping.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Coolio. JUst get it to me before the end of next week because I will be gone the following week in da bahamas and if you wait that long, you won't get it until January.

Hopefully those mail trucks drive fast, california is a long way.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

no wonder my career has been going down hill as of late. my manager needs a manager.

w3rd

When I bought my house there was no negotiation. The only house owners out here that are selling are banks.
But I see naow that you truly to want to broker this deal for me. I have no problem with others doing things for me.

My counter is $150+shipping.

That isn't how it works. you can't raise your counter offer from previous offers. Your last counter was 150. I know because I made the counter for you. So we are still stuck at 50 + ship and you pay my fee.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully those mail trucks drive fast, california is a long way.

This is why I am going to broker. With proof that the monies are in my paypal he will have to ship right away and wait for his money order.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Kewl so im down to 50 plus ship //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

This is why I am going to broker. With proof that the monies are in my paypal he will have to ship right away and wait for his money order.

Wait he does have a paypal, I could get the addy from king ranch

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully those mail trucks drive fast, california is a long way.

Fed Ex hauls at the rate you payz.

w3rd
That isn't how it works. you can't raise your counter offer from previous offers. Your last counter was 150. I know because I made the counter for you. So we are still stuck at 50 + ship and you pay my fee.

Noes, the original offer did not have the shipping details worked out yet. The original offer was the value of the object. You're failing me, broker.

Wait he does have a paypal, I could get the addy from king ranch

lawlz. That was a made up account for the occassion.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Hopefully spidermonkey keeps proof of shipping.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Fed Ex hauls at the rate you payz.
Noes, the original offer did not have the shipping details worked out yet. The original offer was the value of the object. You're failing me, broker.

lawlz. That was a made up account for the occassion.

No. I put in a counter offer of 150 and that included shipping. I did this on your behalf. I am not talking about your astronomical made up figures from yesterday. These are todays prices we are negotiating. Now get a real offer on the table.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

and learn how to spell occasion.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully spidermonkey keeps proof of shipping.

I'm sure he's learned to use a reputable broker that has never ben involved in any of his past transactions.

No. I put in a counter offer of 150 and that included shipping. I did this on your behalf. I am not talking about your astronomical made up figures from yesterday. These are todays prices we are negotiating. Now get a real offer on the table.

Look, when I bought my house there were additional taxes. This shall apply in that scenario.

and learn how to spell occasion.

No need. Spell check does that for me when it is needed.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

seems to me you need a math guy to help with this deal. of course i would need a cut.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

and learn how to spell occasion.

Oh noes maybe BB is sethphillips AE.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

seems to me you need a math guy to help with this deal. of course i would need a cut.

I need one that can sing Ice Ice Baby.