Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I do what I want.

OMG, you really are a pirate.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Blasphemy, there isn't one glimpse of me in any of those videos

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Video stealin' type of pirate.

Hey---------------------- can you take that camera into a movie theater? There are a couple new films I want to see and I am stuck here with the kids.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I am drunk..I met a girl last night at that bulldog bash..i banged her...shes cool as hell..i really like her..i think she is with another guy tonight though.i am feeling sad...my friend wants me to go to the bar.i dont knoe

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Video stealin' type of pirate.

Hey---------------------- can you take that camera into a movie theater? There are a couple new films I want to see and I am stuck here with the kids.

Sure can, it's a Kodak V610 and I have a little over an hour of video time (1000+ 6 megapixel pics) but the battery would die about 3/4 of the way through.

Oh... I'm definitely not a pirate.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Where to eactly, what ship, how much?

Jamaica, Cayman Islands, Cozumel, and somewhere else. Princess Cruise Lines.

$1100 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

and that bich didn't text me like she was supposed to......Rbng

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I mean honestly...the girl is a 6 out of a 10..she is barely doable while i am sober....we did it like 3 times last night....she is cool as crap...she told me I was only the 3rd guy she had had *** with...but she dam good at it..she was drunk as fu*k too...it was tight, i believed her....this morning we woke up and we cuddled and all that good stuff..i loved it to death...she just had a freaking awesome personality..and she told me we had a date..and tonight she isn't answering my god dam texts...kfhd ho;zgksbgknhgx f

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I haven't had *** intoxicated since New Years

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

She's either A.) Too drunk to remember you. OR B.) You sucked so bad, that you're not worth remembering.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

or C.) She's trying to find a nice way of telling you that you now have gonorrhea

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

The ugly one?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

a condom did break on us..but she was on birth control..and she told me I was the best she ever had??? now I am drunk, depressed, sitting here drinking

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I mean honestly.........All my life has been lately is study, study, study..And I am freakin smart..I had a 4.0 in high school..I made one B my freshman year in college....And now I am struggling with classes..I have a rough *** semester and I honestly don't think I can pull out over a 3.5...

I mean..I got to pull out a 3.5 to keep my scholarships...but i don't think I can..and I am smart..what the **** guys??

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

or C.) She's trying to find a nice way of telling you that you now have gonorrhea

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

a condom did break on us..but she was on birth control..and she told me I was the best she ever had??? now I am drunk, depressed, sitting here drinking

Drunk chicks say anything.