Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

ohh nipple fuck

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yes.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance *****. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"

She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"

 

[MorningWood]

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance *****. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"

She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif Them boys were rubbing one out.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

pisses me off. if i want to just lay there im the lazy one

time for a break up.

ahahahhahhahha, I just love this shit. Listening to you young guys. You see where this is going, but you just can't believe it. You still think that certainly your woman (or a woman) will act normal and rational one day.
It is not a phase. It is not the particular one you are with. They are all fVcked and as a consequence, you are fvcked.

Bahhahahhhahhahhahhhahhahhahahhahhahahhahahhahhahha.

It didn't just happen to me -- it's happening to you too, hahaha.

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Have a blessed day:veryhapp:

Didnt you learn anything from that jena 6 thread. Dont make blanket statements.

matchbook?

my bitch was withholding that too before the end

Glad you left her.

Why do they do that?

Because they want you to break up with them. Or cheat on them, so they can break up with you.

eh, if they start that shit just kindly excuse yourself from the relationship.

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30 minutes...

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Because they want you to break up with them. Or cheat on them, so they can break up with you.

Bingo.

I sincerely believe that you are right. You have much wisdom to be such a young man.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

matchbook?

Matchbook Romance is popular with the emo kids.

One their shitty songs was on Madden 07'

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Bingo.I sincerely believe that you are right. You have much wisdom to be such a young man.

25 minutes?

Im watching scrubs.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

the **** is taking so long. I gotta get up in the morning shit.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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out

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

make me feel beautiful.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I think Im gonna splurge and get a mcgriddle. Im feeling good today. haha.

2008 scion xB, looks even crazier. Not too boxy, but still ugly. They made it bigger.

See how this tournament goes.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

No condom?

oy vey

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I initially had one on, but it kept rolling up on me.

That was a sign then that you were too drunk and things were going to go badly. Shoulda just passed out instead Talk about expenses man.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

WedMd says 10 days.
I will buy 1 of everything I guess because I don't know brands.

Neither do I. I haven't needed them before. Just kick her in the stomach a few times? Pump out her vag when shes sleeping? You probably just gave her what she wanted. No more drinking for you. You forget to analyze risk and reward in that state //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif