DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
One day in the classroom the teacher is going over the children's ABC's. She goes around the room asking the kids to name words that start with the letter A.
Immediately Little Johnny shoots his hand up in the air and is yelling "ME! ME! OOOOOH! PICK ME!"
The teacher knows better than to pick Little Johnny because he is going to say "***" or something like that.
The teacher picks Susie who says "apple".
She continues on asking someone to volunteer a word that begins with B. Once again Little Johnny waves his arms in the air pleading with the teacher to pick him. "ME! ME! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!".
The teacher of course knows that he is going to say "butthole" or something awful and not appropriate.
She lets Billy answer and he says "butterfly".
She now goes on to the letter C and Little Johnny goes insane with excitement.
"PICK ME PLEASE!! OH! OH! PICK ME!"
The teacher can only begin to imagine the horrible things he would say that start with C. So she picks Freddy and he answers "cat".
The teacher keeps going through all the letters, every single time Little Johnny raising his hand rapidly, claiming he has a good one. His little face red with excitement, and all the while getting ignored.
Finally the teacher comes to the letter "R" and Little Johnny is still waving his arms and asking to answer. She thinks briefly about the letter and can't think of a single naughty word that begins with "R". She felt she was being unfair to Little Johnny, who might actually be trying to innocently contribute. She sighs and says "Fine, Little Johnny. What begins with the letter R?"
Little Johnny stands up, clears his throat and says "Rat cock! A huge 12-inch-long rat cock! Covered with crusty *** bubbles and shit!"
Immediately Little Johnny shoots his hand up in the air and is yelling "ME! ME! OOOOOH! PICK ME!"
The teacher knows better than to pick Little Johnny because he is going to say "***" or something like that.
The teacher picks Susie who says "apple".
She continues on asking someone to volunteer a word that begins with B. Once again Little Johnny waves his arms in the air pleading with the teacher to pick him. "ME! ME! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!".
The teacher of course knows that he is going to say "butthole" or something awful and not appropriate.
She lets Billy answer and he says "butterfly".
She now goes on to the letter C and Little Johnny goes insane with excitement.
"PICK ME PLEASE!! OH! OH! PICK ME!"
The teacher can only begin to imagine the horrible things he would say that start with C. So she picks Freddy and he answers "cat".
The teacher keeps going through all the letters, every single time Little Johnny raising his hand rapidly, claiming he has a good one. His little face red with excitement, and all the while getting ignored.
Finally the teacher comes to the letter "R" and Little Johnny is still waving his arms and asking to answer. She thinks briefly about the letter and can't think of a single naughty word that begins with "R". She felt she was being unfair to Little Johnny, who might actually be trying to innocently contribute. She sighs and says "Fine, Little Johnny. What begins with the letter R?"
Little Johnny stands up, clears his throat and says "Rat cock! A huge 12-inch-long rat cock! Covered with crusty *** bubbles and shit!"
