Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You have never fked 2ce in 3 months before?


and LOL @ 3 months

I ot $60 out of the ATM last night. I woke up with 5.

FAIL! And i woke up with a condom on my d1ck. thats a first.hahahaah

Ha!
They found the monies and poasted it to me account.

Gah...this bank moving thing sucks.

gotta do it all right after your last paycheck. haha. Im a pro at that shit now.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

you guys have alcohol problems.

My problem is once I start, I can't stop.

Oh yeah...Ask flip about my homecoming comment at the game he came too.

I'll tell you myself.

Our white homecoming queen had a black escort..they walked out..it was quiet..i hollered "I DIDN"T KNOW OBAMA HAD A WHITE WIFE!!! INTEGRATION!!! YEAH!!""

im going to thro wup

Never...alchol abuse

I am going trick or treating with my friend and his kids. I plan to walk around with a bottle of Jack.

A bottle of jack, 2 grandkids in my lap, babysitting for Haley, while Haley's out getting smashed.

So DH, do these bishes get up in the middle of the night and leave or do they cook you breakfast in the morning?

They were both asleep when me and my roommate walked home.

I would definitely assume they do eat breakfast though.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

My problem is once I start, I can't stop.
Oh yeah...Ask flip about my homecoming comment at the game he came too.

I'll tell you myself.

Our white homecoming queen had a black escort..they walked out..it was quiet..i hollered "I DIDN"T KNOW OBAMA HAD A WHITE WIFE!!! INTEGRATION!!! YEAH!!""

Never...alchol abuse

A bottle of jack, 2 grandkids in my lap, babysitting for Haley, while Haley's out getting smashed.

They were both asleep when me and my roommate walked home.

I would definitely assume they do eat breakfast though.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

oh wow. i didnt know he actually made the trip. How was it? you get him some ****?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

oh wow. i didnt know he actually made the trip. How was it? you get him some ****?

I had a blast. I know flip laughed a lot.

He had to leave, so I couldn't get him any ****. However I went home with a lady from the bar and she did have a single friend.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I had a blast. I know flip laughed a lot.
He had to leave, so I couldn't get him any ****. However I went home with a lady from the bar and she did have a single friend.

oh weird. he should have kidney punched you for me. you racist POS.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

oh weird. he should have kidney punched you for me. you racist POS.

what a nagger.always trying to start something

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

One of the two gay guys who work here is dressed up as a princess.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

It's supposed to be warm....I am liking the idea of walking around drunk.
Can't eat the candy though.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

why not

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

JD, you make me sad. But touché.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

what a nagger.always trying to start something

yeah yeah yeah.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

You mean he came to work dressed as usual?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

candy = sugar

youre diabetic?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

candy = sugar

drinking would be empty carbs, carbs = surgar //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

diabetics count carbs

http://www.diabetesnet.com/diabetes_food_diet/carb_counting.php

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Flip, I need the name and telephone number of your primary treating physician. CT needs more info if we are going to discuss your health.