Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

baller

And where the **** was the double post. *****?

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

eighty two oh three four and five. two minutes unti lfour am and i give up on my delvivery sandwiches

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Woots:
I'm gonna get some ***

friend's girlfriend?

I'd never had one before then

popped your cherry.

What makes it so bad is that i wasnt even speeding to the ***.
I was just in a rather happy mood for onece.

Look were that got me.

oh

eighty two oh three four and five. two minutes unti lfour am and i give up on my delvivery sandwiches

oh

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

oh noes....
I changed banks.

Did not get my paycheck.

oh snap

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

wow man. my boss has a lot of old *** guns. ww2 guns. a titanium sig .40 call supposedly. said only 500 were made. Im helping him move stuff tomorrow. m1 garand, colt 45 single action revolver. 18?? cap and ball winchester. hahah said ill get to look tomorrow.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

**** 2 in like 3 months

Woow

You have never fked 2ce in 3 months before?

and LOL @ 3 months

I ot $60 out of the ATM last night. I woke up with 5.

FAIL! And i woke up with a condom on my d1ck. thats a first.hahahaah

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You have never fked 2ce in 3 months before?


and LOL @ 3 months

I ot $60 out of the ATM last night. I woke up with 5.

FAIL! And i woke up with a condom on my d1ck. thats a first.hahahaah

interesting. I think he was saying he got 2 tickets in 3 months.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I cannot find any of my money.

There is no way I spent $55 at the bar last night when drinks were free and shots were $2. I think the chubby chic robbed me

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Apparently I wouldn't put my money in my pocket last night.

My friends had to pick it up off the ground as I was dropping it..

GAWD DAMMIT

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

omggggggggg..dirnking a mixed drink already..

HALLOWEEN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fk school

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

i drank too much.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

you guys have alcohol problems.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

im going to thro wup

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

im going to thro wup

That's the only alchohol problem I have seen here. Don't waste it man, hold it in! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif