Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Move over Colin Powell, Eminem is now endorsing Barack Obama //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

lol

I heard you endorse eggrolls.

I love you two.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I had a heart to heart with my boss today.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

lies

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Tigers woman introspection has been so useful to me that i was able to apply it and literally fuck my 40 yearold boss today.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Tigers woman introspection has been so useful to me that i was able to apply it and literally fuck my 40 yearold boss today.

You should post that shit on RSD

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

He was obviously being flirtatious and since i was the only one in the room, i knew it was me he wanted. The way he had his arms crossed i could tell he was being very outgoing, wanting to engage me, yet still trying to be coy. An enigma he thought he was.

I made a pass at him. As he lunged back i read him. He was trying to pretend my homosexuality offended him. I said look, i'm an expert at reading body language, you men are all the same, i read you like a book... a childrens book.. nothing but pictures and shit... and like that, he folded. No more words were even needed. It was like i was doing the jedi mind trick. I really do astonish myself. What transpired i cannot entirely describe.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I want to make lioncash.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

He was obviously being flirtatious and since i was the only one in the room, i knew it was me he wanted. The way he had his arms crossed i could tell he was being very outgoing, wanting to engage me, yet still trying to be coy. An enigma he thought he was.
I made a pass at him. As he lunged back i read him. He was trying to pretend my homosexuality offended him. I said look, i'm an expert at reading body language, you men are all the same, i read you like a book... a childrens book.. nothing but pictures and shit... and like that, he folded. No more words were even needed. It was like i was doing the jedi mind trick. I really do astonish myself. What transpired i cannot entirely describe.

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Wow. Well done.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

He was obviously being flirtatious and since i was the only one in the room, i knew it was me he wanted. The way he had his arms crossed i could tell he was being very outgoing, wanting to engage me, yet still trying to be coy. An enigma he thought he was.
I made a pass at him. As he lunged back i read him. He was trying to pretend my homosexuality offended him. I said look, i'm an expert at reading body language, you men are all the same, i read you like a book... a childrens book.. nothing but pictures and shit... and like that, he folded. No more words were even needed. It was like i was doing the jedi mind trick. I really do astonish myself. What transpired i cannot entirely describe.

TigerBass will be envious.

Surely he'll pat you on the back and say, "job well done."

Of course, then you'll analize that and before long you'll be having man *** again.

gah, its a never ending cycle with you guys.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

gah, its a never ending cycle with you guys.

Speaking of cycles...

Nah, nevermind. hah

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

TigerBass will be envious.
Surely he'll pat you on the back and say, "job well done."

Of course, then you'll analize that and before long you'll be having man *** again.

gah, its a never ending cycle with you guys.

I'm sure he will be able to plug this in and come up with an insight to the result of his insight.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Speaking of cycles...
Nah, nevermind. hah

Yes, I have owned one.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

TigerBass will be envious.
Surely he'll pat you on the back and say, "job well done."

Of course, then you'll analize that and before long you'll be having man *** again.

gah, its a never ending cycle with you guys.

If tiger ever met me in person and got close enough to pat my back, i would've backwards engineered his body language to the point that i could tell him his own childhood christmas stories, his lucky number (not just his favorite), what year he was going to die, and who killed kennedy.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Yes, I have owned one.

How many weeks did you ride it?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I really like toasteds new ava. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif