Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Not as unlikely as you may think.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I'm not even short.

An Flip is obviously not a blue donkey either.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What I find most funnies is that people I know think I have it all figured out.
Haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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must be an inside joke.

and by inside, i mean just you.

Not as unlikely as you may think.

i meant likely. I messed that sentence all up.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

An Flip is obviously not a blue donkey either.

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[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

An Flip is obviously not a blue donkey either.

Whatever

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well, in my never ending string of casino stories I have one about Webster too.

My buddy was playing craps when up walks the actor who played Webster, along with his body guards. Webster starts playing craps, and my buddy, who is the world's largest smartass especially when he is drunk, repeatedly asks him, "Watch talkin' bout Willis?

My friend was kicked out before Webster's posse could kick his ***.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

And before anyone gets butthurt, have you ever met anyone who disliked Eeyore?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I am completely lost here.

Are you familiar with Winne the Pooh and his friends and relations?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

And before anyone gets butthurt, have you ever met anyone who disliked Eeyore?

Republicans?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well, in my never ending string of casino stories I have one about Webster too.
My buddy was playing craps when up walks the actor who played Webster, along with his body guards. Webster starts playing craps, and my buddy, who is the world's largest smartass especially when he is drunk, repeatedly asks him, "Watch talkin' bout Willis?

My friend was kicked out before Webster's posse could kick his ***.

why do people do that? hahaa

same thing when dave chappelle people would come up to him and say over and over "im rick james bitch" hahah

I am completely lost here.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

why do people do that? hahaa

same thing when dave chappelle people would come up to him and say over and over "im rick james bitch" hahah

Thats kinda diff isnt it.

Atleast dave played rick james.

Webster and gary colemen arent even the same person.

 

[YzFool78 10+ year member]

Should be perfectly legal to punch or slap the s**t out of rude & disrespectful people!!! To many of them floating around.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Well done if you want to be like me and not get laid...then be forced to go to MS with DH and find a slvt.

You act like its a bad thing.

I dont see whats wrong with the second part. As long as she isnt fat.

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Look at deerhunts record, then realize that flip will most likely be delegated to hunts grenades.

I will grenade jump for flip in a heartbeat. All he has to do is grow the balls to talk to some lovely women and I'll make the DUFF (designated ugly fat friend) feel special.

Oh lawd.
DH, should be focusing on quality trim. (ie, he should be taking road trips to Ole Miss).

Enough with your shenanigans.

I am going to the egg bowl.

You know. Sacrifice yourself by jumping on a grenade so your friend can make it out. Some may call this being a wingman.

I call it exciting.

On one hand, I think the idea of me possibly banging some half-drunk hippo has merit. On the other, I feel my own cowardice will prevail and the 5 hour trip will be for naught. But the mostly likely scenario is that we will find no slvts and then I don't have the opportunity to face such a choice. That is how most of my life has worked out....

Your cowardice WILL NOT prevail. You can be anyone you want to be once you get here. Make the most of it.

And there will be ****s. Trust me. How you respond is up to you.

If needed, we can make an epic YouTube video in your quest for a ****. Or just for the hell of it.

I am tired of your negativity, grasshopper.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

My friend is an *******. What else can I say, other than he is a funny *******. Whenever people meet us together they will usually end up asking me how often he gets his *** beat, which actually is never.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Flip should troll the casinos up here instead of down there. I will show him where he can purchase ***.