Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It's my last name.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

So, I am playing poker the other night and there is a very butchy (but married) woman sitting right next to me. In hopes of agitating her, I looked up at the TV which was showing an LPGA tourney and said, "you know it sounds crazy, but some of those women are probably good enough to actually beat a man."

Well, I did not get the response I wanted, but instead she says to me, "are you sure those are women? They look more like men."

I thought, "whooaaaa, this woman is in serious denial. How can she not know?"

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I had a homecoming?

you tell me

Weird... I was also going buck wild while living on the edge.

Why would you not be asleep arouuund... 8am?

Because we weeeerrreeee still drinking. hahaha man we drank all night and morning. then went to go eat IHOP. then got back to the hotel and people were starting to check out, so it was like a whole nother thing. Went to an old skool party too. mostly lincoln alumni, pretty much 30+ party. shit was tight.

Lincoln?

WTF is that a HS?

yes, its a HS.

It's my last name.

oh.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So, I am playing poker the other night and there is a very butchy (but married) woman sitting right next to me. In hopes of agitating her, I looked up at the TV which was showing an LPGA tourney and said, "you know it sounds crazy, but some of those women are probably good enough to actually beat a man."
Well, I did not get the response I wanted, but instead she says to me, "are you sure those are women? They look more like men."

I thought, "whooaaaa, this woman is in serious denial. How can she not know?"

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

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It shocked me that she criticized them on the basis that they were masculine, when she was more masculine than any of them.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

It shocked me that she criticized them on the basis that they were masculine, when she was more masculine than any of them.

ironing

maybe she was messing with your head though.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

LOL @ Dallas getting their ***** kicked!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

LOL @ Dallas getting their ***** kicked!

meh. i can understand this game. The last 3 games (even that win) were terribly played games.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

HOT!!!!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that thing's hideous!

Make a 'would you hit it thread' with it

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

ironing
maybe she was messing with your head though.

I considered that possibility but decided "no." I don't think she was intelligent enough.

I was successful in pissing off some guy. Boise State was playing and someone commented on their blue field.

I said, "the athletic director must be gay."

I then loooked across the table at some guy I had never met nor spoken too and said, "no offense."

He started wigging, "I am not gay."

Me: "Okay."

Him: No, dude I am not.

Me: Whatever, I am not saying there is anything wrong with it. I just didn't want you to be upset.

Him: Why do you think I am gay?

Me: I don't. I thought you were at first, but I don't now.

Finally the dealer told us to drop it, but she was laughing.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I miss poker with wsw?

Hah, I miss you being there as well.

Flip = teh funny.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I considered that possibility but decided "no." I don't think she was intelligent enough.
I was successful in pissing off some guy. Boise State was playing and someone commented on their blue field.

I said, "the athletic director must be gay."

I then loooked across the table at some guy I had never met nor spoken too and said, "no offense."

He started wigging, "I am not gay."

Me: "Okay."

Him: No, dude I am not.

Me: Whatever, I am not saying there is anything wrong with it. I just didn't want you to be upset.

Him: Why do you think I am gay?

Me: I don't. I thought you were at first, but I don't now.

Finally the dealer told us to drop it, but she was laughing.

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I decided to take my vacation next year to Biloxi. However, it won't be for a month. Probably two weeks if I start saving/planning now....I would have to pay. I don't think I can finangle another trip down to Keesler.

Come on down. Maybe Papa Obama can pay the way afterall.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It shocked me that she criticized them on the basis that they were masculine, when she was more masculine than any of them.

Reverse trolling. She was on to you.