Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like:
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls & run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.

6. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

7. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

8. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

9. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

10. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

11. A 6 year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

12. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

13. Play dough & microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

14. Super glue is forever.

15. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

16. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

17. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

18. Bin bags do not make good parachutes.

19. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

20. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

21. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

22. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.

23. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

24. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

25. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

Holy ****. Read #10 and said, "Imma try that." then finished. Guess they got us figured out.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Holy ****. Read #10 and said, "Imma try that." then finished. Guess they got us figured out.

Word, supposedly when brake fluid is mixed with chlorine it starts on fire.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Holy ****. Read #10 and said, "Imma try that." then finished. Guess they got us figured out.

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Cuz I did the same thing. I was thinking of how I could do it on someone's lawn though.

also

If you spray hair spray on dust balls & run over them with roller blades, they can ignit

^????

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

it will set on fire if you do it with chlorine.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

it will set on fire if you do it with chlorine.

no way. im going to the pool store tomorrow anyway. so i will pick some chlorine up too.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

yeah.

bleach and oxy clean bubbles and gets warm

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i want my phone, i called to try to change to overnight, but it was too late. lyin ass UPS commercials. so i have to wait til thurs

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Use brake fluid and cal-hypochlorite. It will burst into flames!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Holy ****. Read #10 and said, "Imma try that." then finished. Guess they got us figured out.

lol i did the same thing

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Use brake fluid and cal-hypochlorite. It will burst into flames!

lol at the comments.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

the show what would you do is pretty funny.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

the show what would you do is pretty funny.

agreed. Watching now.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Chlorine in bleach?

Yes.

Trolling?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Top end is on:woot:

Just waiting on a couple of bolts and circlips for the cams

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Depends
As an undergrad, I held two PT jobs and took 21 hours. In graduate school working full time, I have taken up to 12.

Holy crap.

Thats an answer I would expect outside CT where everyone is apparently some superbeing that has and does everything.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Holy crap.
Thats an answer I would expect outside CT where everyone is apparently some superbeing that has and does everything.

It's truth. But I like to caveat that with I didn't have much of a life....but I don't now. At least then I was busy.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

fuk that. im only going 3/4 this semester.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Iam, I see no problem with you working 40-50 hours a week and taking 15 hours, and I will be glad to tell your wife this if you would like.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

This is the first time I have seen the successful usage of the word caveat on this forum.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

This is the first time I have seen the successful usage of the word caveat on this forum.

I wouldn't consider myself an example worth following.