Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.

After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"

The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I was with my fiance today and I kept thinking, if someone were to just shoot her in the head, would I be terribly upset? I would first be shocked, then be **** this sucks, then I'd go pound and suit case full of White Castles and be ready to bang a different girl the next morning.

I think I'm going to try something radical. I think I'm going to be nice and pleasant and see what happens.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.
After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"

The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."

bwahahahahahaha!

I was with my fiance today and I kept thinking, if someone were to just shoot her in the head, would I be terribly upset? I would first be shocked, then be **** this sucks, then I'd go pound and suit case full of White Castles and be ready to bang a different girl the next morning.
I think I'm going to try something radical. I think I'm going to be nice and pleasant and see what happens.

Welcome to marriage.

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

I don't even have friends that I care about. If any of my friends were to just die, I honestly would not care.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349251

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[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Hey DB....

I just passed Valdostas buses. They are on their way home. Looked like they were crying.

28-14

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Hey DB....
I just passed Valdostas buses. They are on their way home. Looked like they were crying.

28-14

Sweet! Bunch of losers.

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[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

LOL! are you getting to that phase where she just keeps yapping and yapping away and you just reply 'yeah' or 'uh huh' every 30-40 seconds and end up having conversations like that for hours?
If so don't fret you will be able to do it in your sleep sooner or later //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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It isn't just her, I can only think of one person where I would truly be saddened if they were to die.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It isn't just her, I can only think of one person where I would truly be saddened if they were to die.

PARTY IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

It isn't just her, I can only think of one person where I would truly be saddened if they were to die.

Yourself?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

Yourself?

No, my sister.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

No, my sister.

HAHAHA! Loser.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHA! Loser.

WTF are you doing here this time of night?

Dont you have some sort of spreadsheet to attend to?

 

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

HAHAHA! Loser.

Why is that? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

You really need to get laid.

me of all people? Even though I've hooked up with 3 chicks in the past month and a half //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

No shit.
Like you have to be a die hard fan to enjoy someones music. I dont know what the artists lives are like that i listen to, and quite frankly i dont want to know. I dont give a shit. I would not care if they weren't even people.

Indeed. I don't know their personal names either.

love you chris

Im gonna have to agree with this.
The love you have for them seems to be unhealthy.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

None of you understand because you aren't musicians, so you don't understand the difficulty and intelligence that goes into the music itself. the timing sequences tool has is so hard in itself that you wouldn't understand that. I care about stuff like this because I like to be knowledgeable in music. I play guitar and drums and somewhat know how to play bass so it's only fitting that I just know things about musicians. I can tell you rigs for a lot of guitar players. And like I said, that's why I care so much about the bands I listen too because I understand how difficult it is to play them, plus I used to want to get my tone really close to the artists, so I know what they use.

It may seem unhealthy but it's just because I've read guitar/drum magazines and googled online a lot. that's all.

I love how calming it is.

when the levee breaks mellows me out a lot. It's beautiful.

No, my sister.

you ever work out stuff with the ol wifey? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif