Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

taco bell and mcdonalds.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Scott: So um.....yeah , I don't think I'm going back there again.

Me: Why that bad?

Scott: No, No, just....... awkward........

Me: What no happy ending?

Scott: Well, lets just say I'm not too pleased with how things turned out.

Me: Um.......ok?

Scott: Ok but you gotta promise me you won't say shit to anyone about this.....!

Me: Yeah of course, (knowing full well this shit was going around our circle of friends if it was funny enough)

Scott: Well, it started out great the chick had some nice cans and a tight ***, and was doing a pretty damn good job on the massage.

Me: Ok, so what's the problem?

Scott: Well, then she had me flip over

and was doing my front and asked if there was anything else i wanted massaged, So I gestured towards my cock. She said oh I don't do that let me get another girl.

Me: Awesome at least the cops weren't doing a sting.

Scott: I really wish it was after this.

Me: The fuck?

Scott: Well the other chick comes in and straddles my leg and starts going at it with my cock.......

Me: Sweet, how was it.

Scott: Well that's when it got weird, I started to notice her crotch was really hot on my leg and thats when I noticed it didn't feel like camel toe at all, in fact it felt like.............a..............lump.

Me: OH shit you got jerked by a dude.....LMAO (At this point I was fucking crying)

Scott: Yeah, it was fucked cuz she basicly had me pinned and was jerking me off, all the while her cock was on my thigh.

Me:

Scott: Yeah, so I knew that i had to *** to get the fuck out of there, so I started playing with her tits and closed my eyes and came, then i got the fuck out of there.

Me:

Scott: Dude, I mean you can't tell nobody about this shit

Me: Gotta run dude

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

flip, goob wont change my name either...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

iceteebone is a stupid name. Perhaps some of the black members can explain why the negros called me this in school?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I was gonna change mine but oh well

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I'm so freakin bored.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Our next tournament

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Thats ok.

I like wiggers

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Our next tournament/

???

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Eh, too bad I **** at shooting games.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I guess I'll just stick to sports games.

The only shooting game that I'm remotely decent at is Rainbow 6

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I haven't slept over 10 hours in a night for a good year. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I guess I'll just stick to sports games.

The only shooting game that I'm remotely decent at is Rainbow 6

you should have come to the madden tournament. Rainbow 6 tournament is coming up. Of course after the HALO 3 tournament.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I should just buy a 360 from a pawnshop