Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Lugnutzk 10+ year member]

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Oh.My.God. last night was my wildest/best night in forever..Its gonna be long, but im gonna re-live it by typing it all out.

Alright...My good black friend Antonio, my white friend John, and 3 girls came down to go to the club last night..one of the girls just turned 18 and wanted to go..I had never met these 3 girls before, but knew of one of them..The plan was I was going to try to bang the newly 18yr old as she was the best looking..

Here she is..

Here is the second best looking girl.

The other girl is like 5'9 and 180lbs..Didn't take a pic of her..haha..

Anyways..We all get here and get good and lit before the club...We get there and my *** can't get in as 21 with the paper ID/college ID I use because the Alcoholic Beverage Commission has been bad lately..I was pissed..Not long after we are there my black friend mets this hot chick and he convinces her to come back to my house for after hours (I just live 500yards from the club). Anyways, ol big girl with us gets TOO drunk, ends up getting kicked out for calling a black guy a n1gger cause he grabbed her ***. The club was about to close anyway, so it was all straight... While we were there, the second best looking girl with us was ALL OVER me, and I knew one of the other guy with us wanted to fk her and she was "his". he ain't really my friend so I didn't give a fk..But he ends up hooking up with her before we leave...

Get back to the house and the girl who came with my black friend needed her friend to be picked up..We pick her friend up and OMG...Fine as hell, cute all little nose ring, BANGING body.. I knew I HAD to make her mine. Well what do you, my acquaintance who called the second best girl starts hitting on the new hot girl..Pisses me off, I told him to leave her alone..Well we all end up swimming. The girls in nothing but bra/panties and ole big girl just in panties..lol..

The new chick was digging me but my acquaintance kept **** blocking.>That is not cool.. I get pissed, let it be known, and go in the house...I hit the vodka HARD then! Meanwhile ole big girl gets called fat, gets mad, and drives off sh1tfaced..30 minutes later highway patrolman calls from her phone..That officer brung her home rather than give her a DUI. ***** can get you anywhere..

Well I pull ol dude to the decide a bit later and tell him to pick or choose one girl, he can't be **** blocking me on both...I go in my room and his original girl (second pick) is laying in my bed smiling...I lay down beside her and she starts making it known she wants teh dick...Then someone busts in before anything gets started and I decided fk her, i want the hot bish.. I made her get out of my room..lol.. To sum it up..We party till like 4:00....I mack on the hot bish the whole time, and other dude keeps trying to also...I go to my room, turn on the lights, and there the hot bish is under my covers laughing.. I was like THANK YOU LORD!

So i get in bed wit her and we talk and what not..I fill her full of sh1t, trying to get laid..It works...Then I find out she has a 2 yr old kid..haha... I think I am gonna keep this bish in check though..Wow...I still can't believe i pulled leg this hot..I fail though because i didn't get a pic of her.

Last night was crunk as sh1t, and I had to share it...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

We know you fucked the fattie!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

We know you fucked the fattie!

i forgot about the part where she tried to **** me..After she calmed down later on she came in the bathroom when i was pissing and locked the door..she started making out with me and put my hand on her ***** and sh1t..She wouldn't let me out the door and she wanted to fk right there on the sink..lol..I'm not gonna lie, I thought about it, but also thought hot girl was into me so I didn't..

i would fk her drunk though.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

so apparently while the campus rec center is closed for the weekend (fvckin labor day)

they are letting new orleans evacuee's stay there

i walked over to that bish and saw a bunch of hummers, ambulances, police, black pplz on strechers and so on

crazy stuff

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You fucked Antonio.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

You fucked Antonio.

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not quite..He fked his white chick..That girl ended up going home with him today!!!!He doesn't even have a car and lives an hour and a half away...Wtf? lol..

The girl I banged has been texting me the past hour...I will get pics before too long.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Good stuff though.

I see phil has been coacing you.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Good stuff though.
I see phil has been coacing you.

RSD forums all the way baby!

This pic of her will have to suffice for now..

Opinions on chicks with kids?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

They obviously put out, so they're good in my book. In this ones case, they don't learn very quick either. I bet that child is dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

ok so she isn't as hot as i initially thought..i was still drunk this morning...

I'd take her out in public still.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

holy **** man. i take it back.

why didn't you bang the one in the first picture.

oh my god. looks like a demon.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

ha ha ha ha

you fucking idiot.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

holy **** man. i take it back.
why didn't you bang the one in the first picture.

oh my god. looks like a demon.

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