Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i got pwned tonight.

I got rid of both of my old couches because i was getting a new couch and

When i came back with the new shit it wouldnt fit through the door.

pwned.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

break out the chainsaw & sawzall !

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO @ faulkton..i literally am LOL!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

break out the chainsaw & sawzall !

loL.

i actually used a sawzall to get one of the old ones out.

the doors on this house arevery narrow because it's old.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

that is actually the second couch i have used a sawzall to make removal easier.

Where i live now, there isnt a good place to keep my dogs when i leave. So they just chill in the living room and wreck shiz. One of them is afraid of thunder and tears up the furniture if he hears it when I'm not home.

I never brought my leather set with my when i moved here, its been stored @ my mom's and will be until i get a better set up for the dogs. Ive never lived in a place this small.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

so basically i have a revolving door of crappy furniture that last about 3 months before its destroyed.

I cant wait until i graduate and move again.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

what are you trying to do in SAS?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

are you being pwned by the software or the statistical concepts?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

oh god.

That kind of pwnage.

Kind of like trying to print the graphs from SPSS.

I finally gave up and had to resort to just taking screen shots of every fukking graph from the analysis and pasting them into MS paint, resizing them so they fit on one page, saving them as a jpg and adding them to a word file to print.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

apparently....you ****

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

SAS is driven by SAS programs that define a sequence of operations to be performed on data stored as tables. Although non-programmer graphical user interfaces to SAS exist (such as the SAS Enterprise Guide), most of the time these GUIs are just a front-end to automate or facilitate generation of SAS programs. SAS components expose their functionalities via application programming interfaces, in the form of statements and procedures.

A SAS program is composed of three major parts, the DATA step, procedure steps (effectively, everything that is not enclosed in a DATA step), and a macro language. SAS Library Engines and Remote Library Services allow access to data stored in external data structures and on remote computer platforms.

The DATA step section of a SAS program, like other database-oriented fourth-generation programming languages such as SQL or Focus, assumes a default file structure, and automates the process of identifying files to the operating system, opening the input file, reading the next record, opening the output file, writing the next record, and closing the files. This allows the user/programmer to concentrate on the details of working with the data within each record, in effect working almost entirely within an implicit program loop that runs for each record.

All other tasks are accomplished by procedures that operate on the data set (SAS' terminology for "table") as a whole. Typical tasks include printing or performing statistical analysis, and may just require the user/programmer to identify the data set. Procedures are not restricted to only one behavior and thus allow extensive customization, controlled by mini-languages defined within the procedures.

oh god i am glad that we use SPSS instead of SAS.

I bet the prof i work close with would know. She got her masters from texas A&M in econ.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

The worst part about SPSS (other than it just being buggy) is data entry.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yeah my prof is too busy to help you anyways.

I only mentioned it because she has talked about old command line stats packages that she had to use before she switched from econ to soc.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

lol.

he never will.

why should he bother to learn that shit when 95% of the students dont use it.

They will always tell you to ask your prof.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

true story...I read where lookiing at **** will desensitize you to the real thing. Meaning, that the freakier **** you watch, the freakier the real *** will need to be. And we all know that doesnt happen enough.

oh shit, I'm so fucked