OK seriously guys. Im not all that confident. I do have my moments when the conversation leads in a direction I know a little about.
You see, my problem is I cant for the life of me open. Even if I do get in I cant maintain the females attention long enough to close. When I say Im bad, I mean it. I get so nervous once I open I start to studder beyond belief. With studdering comes talk of my hobbies, which arent very impressive might I add.
So here it is...Cant open, cant maintain, and cant close. Im going to post a quick recollection of my last attempt. Ive been so depressed with this I hardly talk to females anymore.
Me: Hello, Im John, I like your shoes.
Her: Thanks!
...pause...
At this point the conversation is over...I have no where to go from here. I start to get nervious and studder.
Me: Umm...so...you live around here?
Her: *Obviously not interested anymore.*
I think Im an alright looking guy...I just need help!!!
One time I was trying to talk to this girl and so I followed her to the other side of the club...I wasnt paying attention and well, I ended up in the ladies bathroom. Really, I feel pathetic. Ive been thinking of killing myself. Please guys, I need help!
